| Subject: Re: Why are aliens probing human assholes??? |
| From: "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> |
| Date: 02/01/2009, 17:27 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic |
"jake" <blueschief@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 2, 7:18 am, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
It warms my heart to see the USENET's two biggest ANALists talking to each
other. Now then, jake 'n LipFlapper, back under your respective rocks.
"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <scie...@zzz.com> wrote in
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On Jan 1, 2:12 pm, jake <bluesch...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Dec 31 2008, 2:07 pm, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <scie...@zzz.com> wrote in
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On Dec 28, 2:40 pm, Gene Stonerly <stolen_ene...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Wha the hell are aliens from outer space interested in human
assholes??? Why are they using anal probes to examine our rectums???
Why???
Is there an answer to that question???
The OBVIOUS answer is that is the only way the ETs get can through to
the debunkers (and their ilk!) If the debunkers used things like
logic and rational thought, this would not have to happen. All I can
say is this: better the debunkers than us normal people!
*** So, LipFlapper, you like it when them Aleuns stuff things up your
pooper
...
And I've noticed that every time somebody brings up anal examinations
Hagar is usually one of the first to respond. Huh, Hagar?
Jake.
Yes, this is often the case with debunkers, who are really rejected
abductees. Although what seems like a very sick sick joke is the
TRUTH and of course you verified it. The only way ETs can make an
impression on debunkers is through anal probes, since the ETs get a
headache when they try to mindscan a debunker, which is pretty self
explanatory. I wish to God that the Reptilians and Grays would go
easy on debunkers, but no, it has to be like this. One day soon when
there are no debunkers left, I am sure the ETs will quit this very
primitive technique, but until that day arrives, I am afraid the
debunkers will have to go through this some more. Let us go easy on
Hager and his pals, they truly have suffered enough. Lucky for them,
the ETs wipe their mind clean, but of course they cannot wipe their
behinds clean, the debunkers have to do that themselves!!- Hide quoted
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Back under the rock, ya corpse!
Jake.
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Thanks for the kind drivel, jake.
How about ordering a set of "Snuggies" for yourself and LipFlapper.
They're only 19.99 plus S&H and I bet you two would just look ever
so cute in them. Per the ad, they are warm and fuzzy and might be
just the thing to keep two assholes from freezing. As an added benefit,
the Aleuns would appreciate the "open back" feature, which would
allow them unfettered access to unlimited anal probing, not that they
would find anything of importance in that shitty environment.