On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 00:52:57 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> got double
secret probation for writing:

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
news:4963f7b4$0$33708$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com: 

Bob Officer wrote:

On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 23:15:48 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Cujo
DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

"www.freedomtofascism.com" <<<truth@r.us> wrote in
news:4963e3bd$0$19854$7836cce5@newsrazor.net: 

The most secret of all weapons is now in orbit according to NASA
and the US Government. Russia has perfected some type of ant-matter
ray and is now deployed in orbit somewhere over the Atlantic. It
can strike any city in the eastern half of the US and half of
Europe. This spectacular weapon emits a beam that expands to about
450 feet diameter or about 137 meters when it hits the target at
ground level. According to Malcolm Jaswerski of NASA, he believes
this weapon can literally vaporize all matter within the diameter
of the beam. Russia now hold the ace in the hole according to
Malcolm. With a flip of the switch they can vaporize a city block
in a matter of a couple of seconds. Once the beams emitter is
charged it can unleash a bolt of anti-matter in a second or two.

Can they try it out on Iowa first?

Nebraska?

No.

How about downtown Omaha? Like anyone will miss ConAgra or UP...

As long as the Zoo Bar in Lincoln survives, I'm good with Nebraska.