Subject: Re: Why are aliens probing human assholes???
From: "HVAC" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com>
Date: 10/01/2009, 12:01
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:b1bcaedb-e8a4-4f31-91c9-84e85a864076@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
Although this may appear to be a laughing matter, I can assure you
that it is not and debunkers are suffering in a way that is not funny
at all.  Hager and his ilk are living proof or alien anal probes.  Let
us work together to figure out and perhaps reverse his symptoms.
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And I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to 'examine' Hagar's anal
probe yourself, right?  All in the name of science, of course.