Subject: Re: Why are aliens probing human assholes???
From: "HVAC" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com>
Date: 10/01/2009, 15:06
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:d5e10a7e-2c88-4e97-adef-4e60f231ac10@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com...

And I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to 'examine' Hagar's anal
probe yourself, right? All in the name of science, of course.

VD-VAC - although you and your ilk want to make light of debunker anal-
probes, the honest researchers do not have the luxury of thinking this
is a joke.  The only joke here are the debunkers and their stupid
excuses: swamp gas, hedge hogs and stealth blimps.  It has been known
for sometime that debunkers are unhappy alien abductees, there is much
documented proof.  We have seen the hospital charts of certain
debunkers
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We?



and how they have severe hemorrhaging in the rectal area.
Sure, this may be a big joke to you, but it isn't to Hagar and other
debunkers.  Perhaps you are one to go to the emergency room for a
laugh, that would fit right in with your sadistic and twisted mind.
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Ya it would.




Lucky for male debunkers, you are not subject to false pregnancies,
which is the source for the alien human hybrids.  This is another
horror of the whole alien abduction phenomenon.  There are now
hundreds of thousands of these hybrids walking around on Earth.
Factor in another ten million with alien implants, does anybody wonder
why the debunkers are under mind control or shall we say anal control.
Although perhaps in the future we can sequester all debunkers and send
them to Uranus!  Now that is funny in a certain way.
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It made me laugh out loud.  Good one Artie!



Please do not make light of this tragedy, because even we don't want
to see the debunkers end up as cattle mutilations, which may be
happening right now.  More later as data becomes available.
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I'll be waiting here with breath bated.