| Subject: The Total Elimination of Debunkers!!// The END of (TRUTH)-TERROR! |
| From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> |
| Date: 31/01/2009, 18:47 |
| Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,sci.skeptic |
The Total Elimination of Debunkers!!// The END of (TRUTH)-TERROR!
Today, the President of Direct-Energy Technologies of Outer-Upper
Research (DETOUR) declared that, “Now is the time for the full
implementation of Operation: Infinite Destroy Debunkers or (OIDD)”.
Explaining further, Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA. Pres. Of
DETOUR, described the entire process. Phase one is the cataloguing
of all debunkers, their allies, sympathizers, supporters, friends,
next of kin and other like-minded individuals.
Phase Two is the actual rounding up of the debunkers and moving them,
for their own safety, to very modern re-education resorts. Phase
Three apparently is the vaporization of all debunkers and their ilk.
Phase Three will evidently be known as The Glory Days or Heaven on
Earth.
Once this process is completed, Sir Wholeflaffer assured the large but
perplexed crowd that all would be in order on “This Planet Earth.”
Clarifying further, Sir Arthur suggested that “…when that glorious day
is completed and every atom of each debunker is completely eliminated,
then can ALL MANKIND can move forward onto and into a BRAVE NEW WORLD
of true liberty, ultimate freedom, free-energy devices, anti-gravity
contraptions and co-existence with our off-world friends (and foes)
alike!! I know for a fact that everybody is waiting impatiently for
those days to arrive, and arrive they will!!
Wholeflaffer is calling on each and every member of “the human race”
to turn over a list to the Proper Authorities of debunkers, suspected
debunkers, debunker sympathizers, suspected debunker sympathizers,
friends of debunkers, friends of debunker sympathizers, suspected
friends of debunker sympathizers, suspected friends of friends of
debunker sympathizers and the like. Wholelfaffers added that, “It
would be better to error on the side of caution then to let a debunker
loose after Phase Three is completed. I am trying to soothe those of
a religious bent that we are most certainly doing “God’s work.”
Yes, God is indeed perfect, but there were just some very minor
imperfections that He overlooked when He was designing the human
race. He was obviously very very busy because He forgot to get rid
of the debunkers when He finished his task here on Earth. So now we
have this special opportunity to perfect our planet and our race by
getting rid of the “cancer” that is destroying our civilization “from
within.”
In conclusion, let us all work now, together on Phase One, the
compiling of names of all debunkers and their Cult of Useful Idiots.
This list will remain totally confidential, so there is no need for
worrying about anything.
Of course we will give the debunkers a “grace period” that starts
RIGHT NOW. It would be much easier if the debunkers would voluntarily
turn themselves over to your local authorities. This would save the
human race much needed time to pursue our other goals: such as
figuring out who we will target next after the debunkers are gone!!