"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:f0934b33-0023-4de9-af86-91d130e49e91@t39g2000prh.googlegroups.com...

OFFICIAL NOTICE: The following Debunkers MUST Leave the Usenet
Immediately!

The following KooKs, spOOks and Cult of Useful Idiot Members MUST
leave
these newsgroups immediately, voluntarily of course:

KooKs: Casanobrain, Hagar, Davis.

spOOks: Borsch,

Please consider leaving RIGHT NOW, before new amendments are passed to
the Ultra-Patriot Act which will make UFO Debunking, debunkers and
anti-science diatribes illegal.

Dismissed,
Sir Arthur

Dear Sir Arthur~
As you know, I am conducting ABOVE TOP SECRET
covert surveillance of these TRUTH TERRORISTS and
so-called debunkers. Please do not contact them during
this time as it may compromise my investigation.

Thanks,
Your bestest buddy, H.