I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS, must report to your
nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray for America , home
of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.  Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make your way to these
FEMA camps as soon as possible.  Thank you for your cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!