Re: I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET and wait for further instructions!
Subject: Re: I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET and wait for further instructions!
From: Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA
Date: 08/02/2009, 18:16
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

On Feb 8, 9:26 am, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."<scie...@zzz.com> wrote in message

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I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET
immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel
now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS,
must report to your
nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray
for America , home
of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.
Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make
your way to these
FEMA camps as soon as possible.  Thank you for your
cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

To make it as simple as possible for the most simple
ass I know.
NO!!!

Oh-oh,  the REAL spOOk has arisen! 'By the way, NSA spOOk Borsch has
NEVER written
about UFOs, his job is to disrupt this group, but he has FAILED!!!

The military has taken the UFO issue deep under cover. For
 the last thirty years, requests to the Air Force or other
 government bodies about UFOs have elicited the same response:

 "From 1947 to 1969, the Air Force investigated Unidentified
 Flying Objects under Project Blue Book. The project,
 headquartered at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, was
 terminated Dec. 17, 1969. Of a total of 12,618 sightings
 reported to Project Blue Book, 701 remained "unidentified."

 "The decision to discontinue UFO investigations was based on
 an evaluation of a report prepared by the University of
 Colorado entitled, "Scientific Study of Unidentified Flying
 Objects;" a review of the University of Colorado's report by
 the National Academy of Sciences; previous UFO studies and
 Air Force experience investigating UFO reports during the
 1940s, '50s and '60s.

 "As a result of these investigations, studies and experience
 gained from investigating UFO reports since 1948, the
 conclusions of Project Blue Book were: (1) no UFO reported,
 investigated and evaluated by the Air Force was ever an
 indication of threat to our national security; (2) there was
 no evidence submitted to or discovered by the Air Force that
 sightings categorized as "unidentified" represented
 technological developments or principles beyond the range of
 modern scientific knowledge; and (3) there was no evidence
 indicating that sightings categorized as "unidentified" were
 extraterrestrial vehicles.

 "With the termination of Project Blue Book, the Air Force
 regulation establishing and controlling the program for
 investigating and analyzing UFOs was rescinded....

 "Since the termination of Project Blue Book, nothing has
 occurred that would support a resumption of UFO
 investigations by the Air Force. Given the current
 environment of steadily decreasing defense budgets, it is
 unlikely the Air Force would become involved in such a costly
 project in the foreseeable future.

 Such is the unchanging, official truth about UFOs."

 OFFICIAL CULTURE VS. UNOFFICIAL CULTURE

 Some things are true, and some things are officially true.

 In 1937, for example, Joseph Stalin authorized the first
 Soviet census in a decade. Based on growth estimates of the
 1920s, he expected a total near 170 million. Unfortunately,
 the numbers came in at 156 million, and Stalin was none too
 pleased. Rather than inquire as to what happened to the 14
 million missing souls, Stalin devised a simpler solution: he
 had most of the census takers shot, the rest sent to the
 Gulag. Two years later, a more amenable 1939 census counted
 170 million, which became the official number.

 Anyone who has lived in a repressive society knows that
 official manipulation of the truth occurs daily. But all
 societies have their many and their few. In all times and all
 places, it is the few who rule, and the few who exert
 dominant influence over what we may call official culture.
 While Stalin's solution to his census problem was extreme,
 all elites take care to manipulate public information to
 maintain existing structures of power. It's an old game.

 Like everywhere else, America also has its topics that are
 too sensitive to discuss openly without distressing some
 powerful interest. UFOs have always been such a topic, as
 seen by the combination of official denial, extreme secrecy,
 public ridicule, and widespread popular belief connected to
 it. Officially, UFOs do not exist, and are only discussed in
 public as a kind of joke, or perhaps a piece of cultural
 kitsch. Yet, about 80 percent of Americans believe in them.
 Why does such a disparity exist? After all, most Americans
 believe in God, and yet there is no official ridicule
 associated with this belief. Could it be that a belief in
 UFOs is - however odd this may at first seem - slightly
 subversive?