"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:2292fd40-35f5-43bc-b7b7-3ca82e3f6545@n33g2000pri.googlegroups.com...

I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS, must report to your
nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray for America , home
of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.  Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make your way to these
FEMA camps as soon as possible.  Thank you for your cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

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Corrected version:

We must insist that all idiots LEAVE THE USENET immediately
and wait for further instructions from nurse Cratchett!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All idiots, NO EXCEPTIONS, must report
to the nearest nut house for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray for America , home of 
the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.  Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make sure
the USENET Groups are kept free of the likes of one Artio CB
LipFlapper and Co.  Shoot to kill, take no prisoners.

Thank you for your cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!