"Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote in message 
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"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." 
<science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET 
immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the 
secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS, 
must report to your
nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray 
for America , home
of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish. 
Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make 
your way to these
FEMA camps as soon as possible.  Thank you for your 
cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

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Corrected version:

We must insist that all idiots LEAVE THE USENET 
immediately
and wait for further instructions from nurse 
Cratchett!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel 
now.

Wait, here it is: +++All idiots, NO EXCEPTIONS, must 
report
to the nearest nut house for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray 
for America , home of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish. 
Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make 
sure
the USENET Groups are kept free of the likes of one 
Artio CB
LipFlapper and Co.  Shoot to kill, take no prisoners.

Thank you for your cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

Transmission received and acknowledged.
Am engaging super kook anti-idiot missile immediately.
Holeflapper et all should be expunged ASAP.
-- 
Cap. Harry
King Of The Usenet Spooks
CEO of:
Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology
Room 12, Hanger 18, Area 52,
USAF, Nevada, USA, Planet Earth,
Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy,
More or less on the outer fringe of the Universe.