"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> 
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On Feb 8, 9:32 am, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:

"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message

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"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
<scie...@zzz.com> wrote in message
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I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET
immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the
secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS,
must report to your
nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow! I knew this wonderful day would come! Hooray
for America , home
of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.
Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please 
make
your way to these
FEMA camps as soon as possible. Thank you for your
cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

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Corrected version:

We must insist that all idiots LEAVE THE USENET
immediately
and wait for further instructions from nurse
Cratchett!

Those instructions are coming over the 
secret-channel
now.

Wait, here it is: +++All idiots, NO EXCEPTIONS, 
must
report
to the nearest nut house for processing!+++

Wow! I knew this wonderful day would come! Hooray
for America , home of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.
Attention: Casanobrain,
Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make
sure
the USENET Groups are kept free of the likes of one
Artio CB
LipFlapper and Co. Shoot to kill, take no 
prisoners.

Thank you for your cooperation!!

End of scheduled transmission!!!

Transmission received and acknowledged.
Am engaging super kook anti-idiot missile 
immediately.
Holeflapper et all should be expunged ASAP.

Ha-ha, you are so NOT funny Borsch.

So, just how serious is the UFO problem? Are aliens 
really
 among us? If so, what do they want?

Extraordinary amount of BS expunged. <<<

Actually the aliens do not want anything.  They are 
being raised on a farm in Texas for the new Bug-Eye 
Burger franchise.  There are approximately 40,000 
aliens ready for export to the chain of cheap burger 
joints scattered throughout America.

Those folks that have eaten a Bug-Eye Burger exclaimed 
that they were "out of this world".

So Holeflapper you should not stand in the way of 
American Commercial Enterprises as you are now 
attempting to do.

The Godfather will be contacting your General to put 
the breaks on your involvement in extra-vehicular 
activities, so to speak.

So Holeflapper cease and desist immediately or suffer 
the consequences.  You may be getting A.C.E. right up 
your old kazoo.
-- 
Cap. Harry
King Of The Usenet Spooks
CEO of:
Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology
Room 12, Hanger 18, Area 52,
USAF, Nevada, USA, Planet Earth,
Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy,
More or less on the outer fringe of the Universe.