"Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote in
news:Ydadnc1dDohPkhLUnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com: 

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in
message 
news:2292fd40-35f5-43bc-b7b7-3ca82e3f6545@n33g2000pri.googlegroups.com.
.. 

I must insist that every debunker LEAVE THE USENET immediately and
wait for further instructions!

Those instructions are coming over the secret-channel now.

Wait, here it is: +++All debunkers, NO EXCEPTIONS, must report to
your nearest FEMA camp for processing!+++

Wow!  I knew this wonderful day would come!  Hooray for America ,
home of the Brave.

Now then, there is a little matter to finish.  Attention:
Casanobrain, Borsch, Hagar, VD-VAC, CUJO and others, please make your
way to these FEMA camps as soon as possible.  Thank you for your
cooperation!! 

End of scheduled transmission!!!

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Corrected version:

I'm fixing it slightly...

We must insist that all idiots *and their sockpuppets* LEAVE THE USENET
immediately and wait for further instructions from nurse Cratchett!

This means you, Artie/Gary. Get lost so we can make fun of the real 
saucerheads.

-- 
Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy 
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse 
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
 "I never said such an idiotic thing." - Ed demonstrates his
short-term memory loss.