Re: Sir Arthur Is Awesome!
Subject: Re: Sir Arthur Is Awesome!
From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 08/02/2009, 06:30
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

On Feb 7, 9:32 am, HVAC <MR.H...@gmail.com> wrote:
My dear Sir Arthur~

As you know, I have been conducting an investigation into
the scourge known as the debunkers.
I have read thousands of posts to alien newsgroups and
interviewed literally hundreds of people.
The result of my investigation is that the only debunker
here is YOU.  YOU are, in fact, the single biggest debunker
on the planet.

Therefore, you shall report immediately to general killemall
for disposal. You are also ordered to turn over and all
lists of your ilk. They will be hunted down like dogs.

Signed: HVAC
Special Investigator
Psyops Division

You are now on the States enemas list with CUJO, Casanobrain, Hagar,
and Borsch.  Please report immediately to the nearest FEMA camp in
your location. This is NOT a test.  VD-VAC, we knew all about you many
years ago!