Subject: Re: Sir Arthur Is Awesome!
From: Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA
Date: 08/02/2009, 16:24
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in
news:66281a78-8bb4-47f8-a2c7-e23ec2bcb8b6@o2g2000prl.googlegroups.com:

On Feb 7, 9:32�am, HVAC <MR.H...@gmail.com> wrote:
My dear Sir Arthur~

As you know, I have been conducting an investigation into
the scourge known as the debunkers.
I have read thousands of posts to alien newsgroups and
interviewed literally hundreds of people.
The result of my investigation is that the only debunker
here is YOU. �YOU are, in fact, the single biggest debunker
on the planet.

Therefore, you shall report immediately to general killemall
for disposal. You are also ordered to turn over and all
lists of your ilk. They will be hunted down like dogs.

Signed: HVAC
Special Investigator
Psyops Division

You are now

banished to the sock drawer, fArtie. Go away.

VD-VAC/CUJO - you MUST leave the USENET forever.  Got that, FOREVER.
I would like to say we will miss you, but I can't.

Managing the public dimensions of the UFO problem was one
 thing, but UFOs themselves were more intractable. Thus, even
 though UFOs no longer had their own public relations desk at
 the Pentagon, reports of unidentified flying objects
 continued to fall within the Pentagon's classified system,
 for obvious reasons. Indeed, the Air Force neglected to
 mention in its 1969 announcement that Blue Book had never
 been the main body investigating UFOs; after 1952, its
 existence was purely a public relations endeavor.
 Investigations of UFOs continued, and military facilities
 dealing with super-sensitive information (such as the fabled
 Area 51 in Groom Dry Lake, Nevada) continued to be the source
 of UFO-related rumors. But a member of the military would be
 foolish in the extreme to be caught discussing any of this
 with the public. In the words of 133rd Airborne Wing officer
 James Goodell:

 "When you go to work on those locations, you sign away your
 constitutional rights. You sign a piece of paper saying that
 if you violate your security agreement, and you discuss
 programs that you were working on, without a trial, without
 the right of appeal, you're going to go to the Leavenworth
 Federal Penitentiary for twenty years. That's a real big
 incentive to keep your mouth shut."

 This refers to the "Oath Upon Inadvertent Exposure to
 Classified Security Data or Information." Taken by all
 personnel exposed to classified information of any kind, it
 is binding for life, under all circumstances.

 The military has taken the UFO issue deep under cover. For
 the last thirty years, requests to the Air Force or other
 government bodies about UFOs have elicited the same response:

 "From 1947 to 1969, the Air Force investigated Unidentified
 Flying Objects under Project Blue Book. The project,
 headquartered at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, was
 terminated Dec. 17, 1969. Of a total of 12,618 sightings
 reported to Project Blue Book, 701 remained "unidentified."

 "The decision to discontinue UFO investigations was based on
 an evaluation of a report prepared by the University of
 Colorado entitled, "Scientific Study of Unidentified Flying
 Objects;" a review of the University of Colorado's report by
 the National Academy of Sciences; previous UFO studies and
 Air Force experience investigating UFO reports during the
 1940s, '50s and '60s.

 "As a result of these investigations, studies and experience
 gained from investigating UFO reports since 1948, the
 conclusions of Project Blue Book were: (1) no UFO reported,
 investigated and evaluated by the Air Force was ever an
 indication of threat to our national security; (2) there was
 no evidence submitted to or discovered by the Air Force that
 sightings categorized as "unidentified" represented
 technological developments or principles beyond the range of
 modern scientific knowledge; and (3) there was no evidence
 indicating that sightings categorized as "unidentified" were
 extraterrestrial vehicles.

 "With the termination of Project Blue Book, the Air Force
 regulation establishing and controlling the program for
 investigating and analyzing UFOs was rescinded....

 "Since the termination of Project Blue Book, nothing has
 occurred that would support a resumption of UFO
 investigations by the Air Force. Given the current
 environment of steadily decreasing defense budgets, it is
 unlikely the Air Force would become involved in such a costly
 project in the foreseeable future.

 Such is the unchanging, official truth about UFOs."