[More redundant ramblin' rantage from the ragin' ruffian mercifully
snipped]

I just typed in a BUNCH of letters into the Computer KeyBorde and onto
the Computer Screan then pushed some Extra Buttons and clicked on the
Computer Mouse in a certain Special way so that it sent ALL THOSE
LETTERS to the Computer Screne of my youngest daughter who now lives
with her finance' way over on the other side of the planet in the
Czech Republic (because she got totally burned out on the shallow
superficiality and disingenuous nature of American Dudes from the
Estatos Unidos del Diablos hear).

Anyways, here's the letters I typed onto my Computer Screan B4 I
banished them off to that former Communist sector of Sol III Monkey-
Boy Planetoid -- Home of the Brain-Dead Baboons:

               -=oOo=-

Hi Elise II !

Well, the CCLRC is closed until Tuesday (Mon. is President's Day so
they take any excuse to turn a 3 day weekend into a 4 day
weekend. ;-)) so I'm here at the regular Library where ytou only get
limited time on a session.

I just had my mourning [sic.] coffee at the Slave-ation Army so I'm
all coffee'd up and ready to greet my day ...

   Alone Again, Naturally
   http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thevirginsuicides/aloneagainnaturally.htm

It really is a strange planet and a strange reality that the humanoids
-- for whatever reason(s) -- have decided to create and maintain ...
one in which as miserable as I often feel alone (i.e. with no sweetie,
ESPECIALLY this close to Valentine's Day), still, I'd often RATHER be
alone than be involved with (yet another!) nightmare bee-otch from
Hades or similar locale.

But what're ya gonna do ... ?

I thought I was kind of happy with Robin "foe a minnit" but those who
know me well said they felt as though I was not really "myself" when
they observed me with her.

It's kinda tough being a Sex & Love addict:

   Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous
   http://www.slaafws.org/

... because if I were just a drunk, I could head on out to the local
liquor store and "cop my buzz."  Or, even if I were just an average
dope fiend, I could head on out to whatever or wherever and "cop my
buzz," and sure, I'd get "burned" (i.e. ripped off) sometimes, but at
least SOMEtimes, I'd get a good buzz with some good dope.  Truth is,
the only reason I do dope is because it makes the sex !!!SOOOOO!!!
much better and more intense ... and that, in turn, (at least in my
admittedly bizarre permutation of "reality," whatever THAT truly is or
turns out to be) makes the love more intense and deep and strong and
seemingly real.

Now, granted, I can go out and get all sexed up, but without the love
factor (or even just an IMAGINED love factor, which is -- I must
painfully admit -- the case in my case(s)), it's really just nothing
more than a barely shared masturbatory experience; mechanical;
meaningless; "sport-f*cking" as I've grown to rather disdainfully call
it.

   Just Because You Feel It, Doesn't Mean It's There
   =====================================
   there's always a siren
   singing you to shipwreck.
   (don't reach out, don't reach out)
   steer away from these rocks
   we'd be a walking disaster.
   (don't reach out, don't reach out)

   just because you feel it doesn't mean it's there.
   (there's someone on your shoulder)
   just because you feel it doesn't mean it's there.
   (there's someone on your shoulder)
   http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/therethere.php

So without the LOVE factor, this constitutes an official "burn," and,
as such, indicates that try as you might as an SLA to "cop your buzz,"
you'll get burned BIG TIME in this wacky humanoid reality EVRIE MUTHA-
F*CKIN' TYME!

So anyways, it's really cool (cooler than you could probably imagine)
that if nothing else, my bizarre life this go-'round down here in this
Earth-Life 101 classroom somehow managed to churn out two (2)
absolutely KICK-*SS daughters like you and Mouse.

I can only come to the conclusion that neither of you two are truly
humanoid females.

You must be total ALIENS!

Cool!

OUTSTANDING, in fact!

So you just keep on being you, because you're doing an absolutely KICK-
*SS job of being one of the VERY BEST sentient, free-will beings I
have EVER encountered!

It still amazes me that we're stuck here foe a minnit in these
ostensibly humanoid containers (i.e. bodies) because we are CERTAINLY
not ones of them!

I love you a bunch;

-Yer Kooky Dad

               -=oOo=-