| Subject: Debunkers assets “frozen”// Enough for a ‘Happy Meal!’ |
| From: Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA |
| Date: 18/02/2009, 16:23 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic |
Debunkers assets “frozen”// Enough for a ‘Happy Meal!’
(Amalgamated Press) – Today, the President announced in front of a
major congregation that one of the most dangerous debunking "cells" to
terrorize the public have had their assets frozen. In the on-going War
against "Truth Terror", the main debunking group known as United UFO
Debunkers (UUFOD) have had their assets frozen by Attorney Sub-General
Franz Klitzmer. The President of the ‘Human-Alien Contact
Agenda’ (HACA), Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A., announced in
front of the ‘National Insecurity Council’ that the splinter group
known as “El-Cracko” had two bank accounts stopped.
One of the accounts had $2.53 in it, most likely left over from
membership dues. The records traced the account to a member known to
intelligence circles as the mysterious "Borsch-Belt." The other
account based in New Jersey had $1.26 in it. The balance indicated
that it belonged to an El-Cracko member only known as
"Casanobrain" Other cult members include VD-VAC/CUJO; Hagar plus
other unknowns!
Said Wholeflaffer, "This is proof positive that those debunkers/
terrorists are at the bottom of some ghastly and gruesome deeds,
indeed. Although I doubt these seizures will shut them down for very
long, I “believe” that it will go a long way in preventing them from
having a decent breakfast today. I am told that there is enough money
in there for a so-called "happy meal."
Sir Wholeflaffer, who later addressed the UN (Unified Naturalists),
added that
“Operation: Infinite Destroy Debunkers (OIDD)” has had some remarkable
early successes. Wholeflaffer confided to the audience that, "we have
quite an extensive list now of known debunkers, suspected debunkers,
debunker sympathizers, suspected debunker sympathizers, friends of
debunkers, suspected friends of debunkers and suspected friends of
debunker sympathizers. We will asked Congress for a blank-check to
set up "Re-Education" Resorts to resettle these "threats" to our
“democracy, liberty and freedom." He later added that, “We will not
rest until ever last debunker cell is eliminated and destroyed.” The
Government has responded by establishing FEMA Death Camps which are
earmarked for debunkers!
In a closing statement, Wholeflaffer stated that "You are either with
us, or you’re snot. Make no mistake, debunkers and their ilk will
eventually be stopped before they mislead, misinform and misrepresent
Good Science once again. The Time is Now. I am personally going to ask
the Pentagon to set up and install free-energy devices for every
household in America. A new Day is Dawning in America and the entire
World and All Mankind are the Glorious Winners." Wholeflaffer
received thunderous applause from the multitudes of like-minded
individuals.
Reported by Wolfman Blitzkrieg for Amalgamated Press.