| Subject: Re: I was abducted by aliens in 1298. |
| From: "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> |
| Date: 19/02/2009, 14:50 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.ufo.reports,alt.paranet.ufo |
"smutt butt" <smuttbutt34@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1ec7eacf-a072-406e-9bd0-7432fd981e1e@f20g2000yqg.googlegroups.com...
After traveling at the speed of light for 6 months i arrived at thier
planet. I was only there for 2 days but it took another 6 months at
light speed to get back. Now i see that it is 2009 and i just can't
understand.?.?
They used me to have their babies. I was butt-fucked constantly while
on the way to their planet and when we got there i had 12 of their
children. I was butt-fucked all of the way back and am now pregnant
and due to give birth in march. Is there anyone out there who can help
me?
When i know you are serious i will give you my e-mail address.
please help.
If they butt-fucked you all the way there, the 12 babies you thought you saw
were just over-sized turds. Also, you are not pregnant ... take some ExLax
to induce an "abortion".
Glad to be of help. Jake the Beaner had a similar problem and it worked out
well for him. However, he took too much ExLax and now half his brain is
gone, so be careful.