"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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I remember once attending a gathering of physicists
and astronomers at Cal Tech.  When J. O-BORG appeared on the screen,
there was spontaneous booing.  Although the guy is an obvious spOOk, I
tried desperately to defend him, but to no avail.

Sir Arthur-

Due to the nature of your above statement, you are hereby
FIRED from the National Association of Astrophysicists and
Honest Researchers and Scientists (NAAHRS).
We are also re-possessing the award given you at our last event.
The "Golden Anal Probe" award (GAP) shall be returned to
our headquarters, cleaned, and given to the next lucky recipient.

Happy Probing!
General Bormam Killemall (ASA)