Today I'm going to research Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascagoula_Abduction


Those carrot nose beings were actually
android robot helpers according to the story. 

And apparently the alien said
"you Humans are so selfish".



Dear Alien.
OK, when we get a space craft like yours, we can fly around
the universe giving very helpful comments too.
That will be fun aye.
Flying off to planet Eritafa 57352 million light years away
and say "you Eritafas are so selfish". 
Then off to planet Heoonu .... "you Heoonus are so selfish".
Driving people crazy with our carrot nosed robots.
While we are starving down here with not enough rain, or too much
rain, or moths and crap destroying our food crops, and the evil crappy
money banks taking people's houses and farms. And Chinese in their own
underground Area51 planning to destroy America and Japan, and negative
multidimensional beings sucking the farts out of dead seagulls.

About as intelligent as a rabid raccoon!


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-raccoon-pretends-to-be-cat.jpg


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rant rant rant 

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"This is deliberate from the races that surround you but for very
different reasons and results."

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Hi Alexa!

Michael Moore is making a Banks Bunk documentary.

Well, there is proof of the pudding...
If we didn't have bad banks, we wouldn't get good documentaries!!!