"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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Dear SIR Wholeflaffer,

I've heard about close encounters with ETs, which are very common,
but what is a CE/D?  I have never heard of this?  Signed - Curious


Dear Curious  - These are the most horrible, troubling and disturbing
encounters known to mankind, these are Close Encounters with a
Debunker!   If this troubling encounter ever happens to you, and I
hope and pray it does NOT, please contact the Pentagon, because the
area will have to be cleansed.  A debunker-busting bomb will be
employed and all debunkers within a 50-mile radius will be rounded up
and sent to the nearest FEMA camp.

Thank you for your question!

Sir Artio

The above is lunacy at its finest ... keep it up, LipFlapper.

Hagar

... and idiots begat fools, and fools begat morons, and morons
begat imbeciles, and imbeciles begat dufuses and dufuses begat
ignoramusess. And then ignoramuses like LipFlapper realized they
could do this with people outside their immediate families ...