From the mailbag:

Dear SIR Wholeflaffer,

 I've heard about close encounters with ETs, which are very common,
but what is a CE/D?  I have never heard of this?  Signed - Curious


Dear Curious  - These are the most horrible, troubling and disturbing
encounters known to mankind, these are Close Encounters with a
Debunker!   If this troubling encounter ever happens to you, and I
hope and pray it does NOT, please contact the Pentagon, because the
area will have to be cleansed.  A debunker-busting bomb will be
employed and all debunkers within a 50-mile radius will be rounded up
and sent to the nearest FEMA camp.

Thank you for your question!

Sir Artio