"Wings Like a Dove" <noahdove7@lightspeed.ca> wrote in message 
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Alien Abductions Stopped
By the Name of Jesus Christ
by Stephen Yulish PhD

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OK, one more time, for those who missed it previously,
the definition of Christianity.

A belief in a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father
and thus impregnated his own mother and who will let you
live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his
blood and telepathically tell him that you love and accept
him as your lord and master, so he can remove the evil
mojo from your soul that he placed there a long time ago
as punishment for all humanity because a rib-made woman
created from a dirt-made man was convinced by a talking
snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.