| Subject: Re: The updating of this old joke was bound to happen |
| From: Bob |
| Date: 27/03/2009, 05:05 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic |
On Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:12:34 -0500, "HVAC" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote:
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|>"H." <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
|>news:H6Nyl.9667$qt1.3907@newsfe10.iad...
|>> So HoleFlapper it is going to be total WAR.
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|>Total War? I'm in.
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Total War means Total Anarchy,..........were will get parts for your
vehicle, your house, your "LifeStyle"....
To "DREAM" this stuff is one thing, but go ahead, make it real and
fill your "putties" to get a taste of what this "DREAM" really means....
You ever been abducted?? How helpless you were ALL Paralysed and
stuff, being sucked up into a big black cloud of GLOOP pig shit or
something...wasn't that fun too heh.
I bet you wish you had your percussion (.45 ACP/Uzi/Colt) pistol to
shoot that *big gloop*, but what would that do...nothing! What you need is a
MASER (Microwave Amplified Synthetic Emission Ray) or (Molecular Amplified
Synthetic Emission Ray), a CCW portable HAARP weapon,
Euphemism:
To "DREAM" this stuff is like the girl who fantasizes being raped by
a "big black nigger stud".......then one day (strangely enough) it happens
for real, and her life is shattered forever....