Subject: Re: The updating of this old joke was bound to happen
From: "H." <hbosch@charter.net>
Date: 27/03/2009, 19:15
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." 
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On Mar 26, 8:24 am, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers 
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On Mar 25, 6:32 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:



"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
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On Mar 24, 1:12 am, Valentin Gregorievich
Mironov<valentingregorievichmiro...@gmail.com> 
wrote:
On Mar 24, 4:25 pm, "Sir Arthur C.B.E.
Wholeflaffers A.S.A."

< snip LipFlapper drivel >

Wrong! Debunkers NEED a very nice FEMA Death 
camp!
Either you are
with us: honest researchers and concerned 
Patriots
or you are with the
Truth-Terrorists: the debunkers and their
supporters, sympathizers,
and enablers.

Why can't Horry be like Obama, have his cake and 
eat
it ....
You're such a narrow minded bitch ....
Your goodest Pal, Hagar

Everyday the debunkers are free is one day closer to
the END OF PLANET
EARTH!! There is no question that in a scant few 
days,
every country
will unite for one common cause: the elimination of 
ALL
debunkers on
THIS ISLAND EARTH!!! There is a BRAVE NEW WORLD 
coming
right on up
and ALL MANKIND is ready for the greatest challenge 
in
our history!
But first the debunkers will have to be expunged once
and for all.
Luckily for us, we know where most of the debunkers
are. Even on
these newsgroups we have most of their names:
Casanobrain, VD-VAC,
Hagar, Borsch and a few others. Please give up and
turn yourselves
in and march right over to the nearest FEMA camp in
your area!!

Howdy HoleFlapper,
It is too late. I tried to give up and become a 
little
daisy twinky like you but I could not hack it. Faggy
Daggies just ain't my bag. Besides you said You 
didn't
want me to give up. You always did change your
ittybitty mind in mid stride even when you worked for
the CIA. So HoleFlapper it is going to be total WAR.
Be very, very careful as you might become a BugEye
Burger along with them little Grey Aliens that we 
grow
on the Chicken Ranch down there in Texas.

We've been over the same material, but lets do it 
once again, shall
we.

1) You already have been exposed as a spOOk
 Exposed hell!  I told you I was a spook.  You must 
have your head up your ass for not remembering.

2) UFOs are real and so are ETs, they walk on Earth, 
abduct people,
create crop pictographs, have underground and 
underwater bases, work
with a certain element of the super-secret 
military/corporate faction,
and have shared advanced technology.
You really are dense Holeflapper, I explained to you 
that aliens are real.  They landed their little 
spaceship made up of rubber strips, tinfoil, a rather 
tough paper and sticks as described by W.W.Brazel 
(ranch owner) on June 14, 1947 in Roswell, New Mexico. 
The items were gathered up and described by Brazel: 
The tinfoil, paper, considerable scotch tape and some 
tape with flowers printed upon it, and sticks made a 
bundle about three feet long and 7 or 8 inches thick, 
while the rubber made a bundle about 18 or 20 inches 
long and about 8 inches thick.  In all he estimated the 
entire lot would have weighed maybe 5 pounds.  Now it 
is obvious to intelligent believers such as yourself 
that the above described items could only be an 
interstellar spaceship, especially with the use of so 
much Scotch Tape.  I wonder where they got so much? 
That of course is when we back-engineered the 5 pound 
spaceship.  Our huge fleet of 5 pound spaceships are 
coming to get you. Ho!  Ho!  Oh yes they are He!  He!

3) Debunkers are worthless scum, thus you are a 
worthless piece of
scum.
Of course they are, but they are so very much better 
than folks such as yourself that it puts you 
"believers" in a piss poor light.  Debunkers may be 
worthless but at least they are not stupid as you are.

That's all.
Well fine Holeflapper, I'm glad you are done.  Now wipe 
yourself, your shit stinks.

-- Cap. Harry (Borsch Belt) King Of The Usenet Spooks CEO of: Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology Room 12, Hanger 18, Area 52, USAF, Nevada, USA, Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, More or less on the outer fringe of the Universe.