Subject: Re: The updating of this old joke was bound to happen
From: Cujo DeSockpuppet
Date: 03/04/2009, 13:18
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On Mar 24, 1:12 am, Valentin Gregorievich
Mironov<valentingregorievichmiro...@gmail.com>
wrote:
On Mar 24, 4:25 pm, "Sir Arthur C.B.E.
Wholeflaffers A.S.A."

< snip LipFlapper drivel >

Wrong! Debunkers NEED a very nice FEMA Death
camp!
Either you are
with us: honest researchers and concerned
Patriots
or you are with the
Truth-Terrorists: the debunkers and their
supporters, sympathizers,
and enablers.

Why can't Horry be like Obama, have his cake
and
eat
it ....
You're such a narrow minded bitch ....
Your goodest Pal, Hagar

Everyday the debunkers are free is one day closer
to
the END OF PLANET
EARTH!! There is no question that in a scant few
days,
every country
will unite for one common cause: the elimination
of
ALL
debunkers on
THIS ISLAND EARTH!!! There is a BRAVE NEW WORLD
coming
right on up
and ALL MANKIND is ready for the greatest
challenge
in
our history!
But first the debunkers will have to be expunged
once
and for all.
Luckily for us, we know where most of the
debunkers
are. Even on
these newsgroups we have most of their names:
Casanobrain, VD-VAC,
Hagar, Borsch and a few others. Please give up
and
turn yourselves
in and march right over to the nearest FEMA camp
in
your area!!

Howdy HoleFlapper,
It is too late. I tried to give up and become a
little
daisy twinky like you but I could not hack it.
Faggy
Daggies just ain't my bag. Besides you said You
didn't
want me to give up. You always did change your
ittybitty mind in mid stride even when you worked
for
the CIA. So HoleFlapper it is going to be total
WAR.
Be very, very careful as you might become a
BugEye
Burger along with them little Grey Aliens that we
grow
on the Chicken Ranch down there in Texas.
We've been over the same material, but lets do it
once again, shall
we.
1) You already have been exposed as a spOOk

Exposed hell! I told you I was a spook. You must
have your head up your ass for not remembering.

2) UFOs are real and so are ETs, they walk on
Earth,
abduct people,
create crop pictographs, have underground and
underwater bases, work
with a certain element of the super-secret
military/corporate faction,
and have shared advanced technology.

You really are dense Holeflapper, I explained to
you
that aliens are real. They landed their little
spaceship made up of rubber strips, tinfoil, a
rather
tough paper and sticks as described by W.W.Brazel
(ranch owner) on June 14, 1947 in Roswell, New
Mexico.
The items were gathered up and described by Brazel:
The tinfoil, paper, considerable scotch tape and
some
tape with flowers printed upon it, and sticks made
a
bundle about three feet long and 7 or 8 inches
thick,
while the rubber made a bundle about 18 or 20
inches
long and about 8 inches thick. In all he estimated
the
entire lot would have weighed maybe 5 pounds. Now
it
is obvious to intelligent believers such as
yourself
that the above described items could only be an
interstellar spaceship, especially with the use of
so
much Scotch Tape. I wonder where they got so much?
That of course is when we back-engineered the 5
pound
spaceship. Our huge fleet of 5 pound spaceships are
coming to get you. Ho! Ho! Oh yes they are He! He!

3) Debunkers are worthless scum, thus you are a
worthless piece of
scum.

Of course they are, but they are so very much
better
than folks such as yourself that it puts you
"believers" in a piss poor light. Debunkers may be
worthless but at least they are not stupid as you
are.

That's all.

Well fine Holeflapper, I'm glad you are done. Now
wipe
yourself, your shit stinks.
Ouch! Touched a nerve there spOOk! Ha-ha, again,
debunkers are
worthless. The proof? You!!

Being a Believer means never having to say show me,
or
even
making a lick of sense!

You really ought to be ashamed to post such pathetic
replies.
But then Believers are such gullible fools.
--
Cap. Harry (Borsch Belt)

The update of an old joke, well, Borsch is an OLD JOKE.
Ha-ha. �I went to the toilet to take a dump, and a
debunker came out,
so I flushed it down!!

I doubt that you ever went "to the toilet", because you
are full of shit.

That is sooooo clever Borsch!

A group of Wholeflaffer-connected sockpuppets was assembled in secret.

fixed.

Thanks for playing, Sockboi.

-- Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895. "The point punk, is that abusers like you will soon be removed completely from the internet and placed in custody for your criminal activities." - Wollmann fucks up yet another prediction.