| Subject: Re: The updating of this old joke was bound to happen |
| From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> |
| Date: 05/04/2009, 11:57 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic |
On Apr 4, 11:54 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
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On Mar 24, 1:12 am, Valentin Gregorievich
Mironov<valentingregorievichmiro...@gmail.com>
wrote:
On Mar 24, 4:25 pm, "Sir Arthur C.B.E.
Wholeflaffers A.S.A."
< snip LipFlapper drivel >
Wrong! Debunkers NEED a very nice FEMA Death
camp!
Either you are
with us: honest researchers and concerned
Patriots
or you are with the
Truth-Terrorists: the debunkers and their
supporters, sympathizers,
and enablers.
Why can't Horry be like Obama, have his cake
and
eat
it ....
You're such a narrow minded bitch ....
Your goodest Pal, Hagar
Everyday the debunkers are free is one day closer
to
the END OF PLANET
EARTH!! There is no question that in a scant few
days,
every country
will unite for one common cause: the elimination
of
ALL
debunkers on
THIS ISLAND EARTH!!! There is a BRAVE NEW WORLD
coming
right on up
and ALL MANKIND is ready for the greatest
challenge
in
our history!
But first the debunkers will have to be expunged
once
and for all.
Luckily for us, we know where most of the
debunkers
are. Even on
these newsgroups we have most of their names:
Casanobrain, VD-VAC,
Hagar, Borsch and a few others. Please give up
and
turn yourselves
in and march right over to the nearest FEMA camp
in
your area!!
Howdy HoleFlapper,
It is too late. I tried to give up and become a
little
daisy twinky like you but I could not hack it.
Faggy
Daggies just ain't my bag. Besides you said You
didn't
want me to give up. You always did change your
ittybitty mind in mid stride even when you worked
for
the CIA. So HoleFlapper it is going to be total
WAR.
Be very, very careful as you might become a
BugEye
Burger along with them little Grey Aliens that we
grow
on the Chicken Ranch down there in Texas.
We've been over the same material, but lets do it
once again, shall
we.
1) You already have been exposed as a spOOk
Exposed hell! I told you I was a spook. You must
have your head up your ass for not remembering.
2) UFOs are real and so are ETs, they walk on
Earth,
abduct people,
create crop pictographs, have underground and
underwater bases, work
with a certain element of the super-secret
military/corporate faction,
and have shared advanced technology.
You really are dense Holeflapper, I explained to
you
that aliens are real. They landed their little
spaceship made up of rubber strips, tinfoil, a
rather
tough paper and sticks as described by W.W.Brazel
(ranch owner) on June 14, 1947 in Roswell, New
Mexico.
The items were gathered up and described by Brazel:
The tinfoil, paper, considerable scotch tape and
some
tape with flowers printed upon it, and sticks made
a
bundle about three feet long and 7 or 8 inches
thick,
while the rubber made a bundle about 18 or 20
inches
long and about 8 inches thick. In all he estimated
the
entire lot would have weighed maybe 5 pounds. Now
it
is obvious to intelligent believers such as
yourself
that the above described items could only be an
interstellar spaceship, especially with the use of
so
much Scotch Tape. I wonder where they got so much?
That of course is when we back-engineered the 5
pound
spaceship. Our huge fleet of 5 pound spaceships are
coming to get you. Ho! Ho! Oh yes they are He! He!
3) Debunkers are worthless scum, thus you are a
worthless piece of
scum.
Of course they are, but they are so very much
better
than folks such as yourself that it puts you
"believers" in a piss poor light. Debunkers may be
worthless but at least they are not stupid as you
are.
That's all.
Well fine Holeflapper, I'm glad you are done. Now
wipe
yourself, your shit stinks.
Ouch! Touched a nerve there spOOk! Ha-ha, again,
debunkers are
worthless. The proof? You!!
Being a Believer means never having to say show me,
or
even
making a lick of sense!
You really ought to be ashamed to post such pathetic
replies.
But then Believers are such gullible fools.
--
Cap. Harry (Borsch Belt)
The update of an old joke, well, Borsch is an OLD JOKE.
Ha-ha. I went to the toilet to take a dump, and a
debunker came out,
so I flushed it down!!
I doubt that you ever went "to the toilet", because you
are full of shit.
That is sooooo clever Borsch!
A group of Wholeflaffer-connected sockpuppets was assembled in
secret.
fixed.
Thanks for playing, Sockboi.
That's soooooo clever VD-VAC!
That is sooooo clever Borsch!
BZZZZZZT!
Please remove yourself from these groups,YOUR KIND are no longer
welcome here. This goes DOUBLE for NSA/CIA/DIA/NWO/NRO spOOks such as
Borsch, Adams and the ""others""!
Have Scientists Just Proven Bob Lazar Right On Alien Antigravity
Systems? By Thomas Horn Senior RNU News Reporter
In 1989, Robert Scott Lazar claimed to have worked as a physicist at a
hidden base referred to as S4 on a highly classified project involving
back engineering of alien technology, antigravity and antimatter
propulsion. Stanton Friedman doesn’t believe him. But have scientists
just proven Lazar was right all along?
RNU.com - (Raiders News Update) - Yesterday, in the article, “How to
float like a stone”, science correspondent for The Guardian, David
Adam wrote that what goes up no longer has to come down. Quoting
researchers who announced their results this week in the New Journal
of Physics, Adams noted that, “British scientists have developed an
antigravity machine that can float heavy stones, coins and lumps of
metal in mid-air. Based around a powerful magnet, the device levitates
objects in a similar way to how a maglev train runs above its tracks.”
The article went on to quote Peter King, physics professor at
Nottingham University, as saying, “We can take an object and float it
in mid-air because the magnetic forces on the object are enough to
balance gravity.”
The device evidently exploits diamagnetism by placing non-magnetic
objects inside a strong magnetic field where they are forced to act
like weak magnets themselves. A field is created that is stronger
below and weaker above. The resulting upward magnetic force cancels
out gravity.
To make the anti gravity machine even more powerful, the team used an
oxygen and nitrogen mixture to create a paramagnetic fluid. Inside the
magnet, the mixture helps the objects float. US space agency Nasa
notified the team that it is interested in their zero gravity
research.
UFO buffs may recall a man named Bob Lazar discussing a similar
antigravity propulsion system over a decade ago, one that he said came
from aliens. Lazar claimed to have worked as a physicist on a highly
classified government project, called Galileo, which involved back
engineering of alien technology. The research supposedly took place
at a hidden base known only as S4, a few miles south of Area 51.
At the time, Lazar said he and others were working on extraterrestrial
craft hundreds of years in advance of modern technology. He also
claimed to have seen a total of nine different types of saucers as
well as documents and autopsies of alien corpses. The saucer-type he
professed to have worked on had a diameter of 9-12 m with a console
and small, children-sized seats. He said he was told the aliens
arrived in the vessel from the fourth planet of the binary stellar
system Zeta Reticuli 2.
In “On the Record” with investigative reporter George Knapp, September
12, 1989, Lazar said the alien craft flew by amplifying gravity waves
through use of a reactor and an alien element—atomic number 115--an
ore not found or synthesized on earth.
When asked to explain how the alien antigravity system worked, the
program took an interesting twist:
Lazar: Inside that tower is a chip of Element 115 they just put in
there. That’s a super-heavy element. The lid goes on top. And as far
as any other of the workings of it, I really don’t know, you know,
[such as] what’s inside the bottom of it . . . 115 sets up a
gravitational field around the top. That little wave guide you saw
being put on the top: it essentially siphons off the gravity wave, and
that’s later amplified in the lower portion of the craft. But just in
general, the whole technology is virtually unknown.
Knapp: Now we saw the model. We saw the pictures of it there. It looks
really, really simple, almost too simple to actually do anything.
Lazar: Right.
Knapp: Working parts?
Lazar: None detectable. Essentially, what the job was was to back-
engineer everything, where you have a finished product and to step
backwards and find out how it was made or how it could be made with
earthly materials. There hasn’t been very much progress.
Knapp: How long do you think they’ve had this technology up there?
Lazar: It seems like quite a while, but I really don’t know.
Knapp: What could you do with an anti-matter generator? What does it
do?
Lazar: It converts anti-matter . . . It doesn’t convert anti-matter!
There’s an annihilation reaction. It’s an extremely powerful reaction,
a hundred percent conversion of matter to energy, unlike a fission or
fusion reaction which is somewhere around eight-tenths of one percent
conversion of matter to energy.
Knapp: How does it work? What starts the reaction going?
Lazar: Really, once the 115 is put in, the reaction is initiated.
Knapp: Automatic.
Lazar: Right.
Knapp: I don’t understand. I mean, there’s no button to push or
anything?
Lazar: No, there’s no button to push or anything. Apparently, the 115
under bombardment with protons lets out an anti-matter particle. This
anti-matter particle will react with any matter whatsoever, which I
imagine there is some target system inside the reactor. This, in turn,
releases heat, and somewhere within that system there is a one-hundred-
percent- efficient thermionic generator, essentially a heat-to-
electrical generator.
Knapp: How is this anti-matter reactor connected to gravity generation
that you were talking about earlier?
Lazar: Well, that reactor serves two purposes; it provides a
tremendous amount of electrical power, which is almost a by-product.
The gravitational wave gets formed at the sphere, and that’s through
some action of the 115, and the exact action I don’t think anyone
really knows. The wave guide siphons off that gravity wave, and that’s
channeled above the top of the disk to the lower part where there are
three gravity amplifiers, which amplify and direct that gravity wave.
Knapp: In essence creating their own gravitational field.
Lazar: Their own gravitational field.
Knapp: You’re fairly convinced that science on earth doesn’t have this
technology right now? We have it now at S-4, I guess, but we didn’t
create it?
Lazar: Right.
Knapp: Why not? Why couldn’t we?
Lazar: The technology’s not even - we don’t even know what gravity is!
Knapp: Well, what is it? What have you learned about what gravity is?
Lazar: Gravity is a wave. There are many different theories, wave
included. It’s been theorized that gravity is also particles,
gravitons, which is also incorrect. But gravity is a wave. The basic
wave they can actually tap off of an element: why that is I’ m not
exactly sure.
Knapp: So you can produce your own gravity. What does that mean?
What does that allow you to do?
Lazar: It allows you to do virtually anything. Gravity distorts time
and space. By doing that, now you’re into a different mode of travel,
where instead of traveling in a linear method going from Point A to B,
now you can distort time and space to where you essentially bring the
mountain to Mohammad, you almost bring your destination to you without
moving. And since you’re distorting time, all this takes place in
between moments of time.
Now, have British scientists proven Lazar was telling the truth? Have
they let the alien anti-gravity-cat out of the bag? I asked nuclear
physicist and renowned UFO investigator Stanton T.Friedman. Here is
what he said: The simple answer is no. One could also say a rocket was
an antigravity device because its exhaust leads to it moving upward
whereas gravity pulls it down. A pulley arrangement for lifting
something is not an antigravity device. The use of magnetic forces as
in the magnetic train (maglev) that is noted in the article is not
new. It does not create a gravitational field. It does not nullify
gravity. A force is exerted which is upward. Gravity is still there.
There is no connection whatsoever between this sort of device and the
Lazar science fiction device which is as mythical as his supposed
degrees from MIT and Cal Tech and his employment as a physicist at Los
Alamos. Check out my article on Lazar at my website www.stantonfriedman.com.
Incidently, magnetoaerodynamic devices such as I described in my
Congressional testimony in 1968 and in various papers can also exert
upward forces... but are not anti-gravity. It is also true that 4
atoms of Element 115 were created at a huge accelerator in Dubna. Half
life was in the millisecond range. Lazar claimed at one time that Los
Alamos had 500 pounds. No way Jose. Half life is too short. Stan
Friedman
I also decided to ask scientist Stan Deyo about the subject. Stan has
held Above Top Secret Security Clearance, worked undercover for the
FBI, and was part of an exclusive “black project” headed by Dr. Edward
Teller specializing in the development of “flying saucer technology”.
Here’s what Stan said:
Hi, Tom, Stanton and I concur about Bob and his mythical tale about
his involvement in the Area 51 program. Furthermore, I agree with
Stanton on the erroneous assertion in the article above. Using two
magnets to levitate masses with low magnetic permeability is not
“antigravity” in the strictest sense. It is magnetic levitation - not
something altering the gravitational field. I find Bob’s story about
his history being erased by the government hard to believe. According
to him, even his high school record was erased....
Does that mean all the kids who went to school with him had Bob’s
photo removed from their personal copies of their high school annual
books? Does that mean all Bob’s fellow students and his teachers in
ALL those schools and universities he allegedly attended found him so
unremarkable that they cannot remember him in school with them? I
don’t know why Bob apparently fabricated so much of his story.... It
just muddied the water for those trying to ferret the truth of the
suppressed technologies and alien presences on our world. It is true
that electricity can be produced by thermionic conversion within a
small bandwidth of infrared radiation by allowing it to fall upon a
tribo-luminescent stratum which, itself, forms part of a tuned,
resonant-cavity circuit.... I am pretty certain that T. Henry Moray
(and possibly Harry E. Perrigo) made primitive forms of this circuit.
Element 115 is not necessary to supply the thermal energy in a
thermionic conversion process. I will be presenting a talk in Roswell
this year at the third “Ancient of Days” conference.
There, I will present my thoughts on the emerging concept of “gravity”
being a vector sum between divergent and convergent spinning waves
around the center of spin of a mass. I will address the issue of why
gravity appears to be such a weak force when in reality gravity is the
resultant of much larger div/con wave vectors. Hope this helps clear
the water a bit.... Stan
Following Stan’s comments, I think I see a sequel to this article in
the not too distant future. The headline might read something like:
Have Scientists Just Proven Stan Deyo Right on Alien Antigravity
Systems