Earth's Membership to ET Club Rejected Again// New Alliance May be Formed

Earth's Membership to ET Club Rejected Again// New Alliance May be
Formed

(Outside Paris, Texas)  Once again, Earth's attempt to join the main
Extraterrestrial Council, called the "United Federation of Planets"
was rejected today. The reasons for the failure pointed once more to
"spiritual" and "environmental" problems.  The United Federation of
Planets represents well over 50 million off-world races throughout the
known Universe.

The announcement was broadcast today from the United Grey-Race Lunar
Colony (UGRLC) to a covert-unauthorized channel at the super-secret
National In-Security Agency and made public through a Freedom of
Information request.

The news hit the honest and knowledgeable UFO researcher Sir Arthur
Wholeflaffer hard.  Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A.S.A., ex-CEO of SAGAN,
(Students Aligned with Greys and Nordics) now disbanded, and currently
President of the Cabinet of Intelligence Associates (CIA) located near
Wolf Trap, Virginia, was not surprised by the somewhat expected
decision.  "Heck, no I'm not surprised," exclaimed Wholeflaffer.
"What would the Federation gain from having us join them anyway.
United States, for instance is run by a criminal enterprise that
didn't even get the majority of the popular votes, and would not have
even won the Electoral votes if their Goon Squads didn't intimidated
the vote-counters in Dade County, Florida.   Moreover, Multi-national
corporations are hell-bent in destroying what is left of our old
growth forests, the pristine waterways, and have totally ruined the
planets topsoil with pesticides and fertilizers for their own short-
term gains," explained Wholeflaffer.

"In addition, the major industry on Earth is still tribal warfare
brought to you by the Northrups' and the Lockheeds' of the world.  For
some curious reason, those psychopaths think they could win a world
war against a United ET Front.  The ETs would win that one in a giga-
second or two, if they choose to go that route.

Furthermore, the "spiritual" stuff described in the aliens rejection
of us also has me more than a bit concerned," philosophized Sir
Arthur.

Continuing on, Wholeflaffer added, "On other hand, how much of human
behavior is 'our' fault.  Gen. Borman Killemall (not his real name)
has briefed me on the amount of alien activity ongoing throughout our
planet.  The human abduction agenda still goes on, the alien-human
hybridization program is being escalated, for reasons that appear to
be very disturbing.

Also, perhaps millions of humans have alien-implants in them that
could be influencing their thought processes, and it has been
disclosed that alien-clones have replaced certain people throughout
society.  When the facts are added up, I truly feel that our
application to the Federation of Planets should be viewed in that
context."  Of course certain "State" UFO debunkers are glad that the
solicitation was rejected.

Jimmy "The Man" O-Borg was in the forefront of the pro-rejection
group.  "God Dang Socialists are what those aliens are," spouted O-
Borg.  He also puked, "I truly "believe" that humans are NOT ready for
communicating telepathically with each other, or if they could even
truly grasp what multi-dimensional reality really is."

Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer did not totally disagree, "Those old-fashioned
debunkers do have a point there.  Furthermore, I wonder if co-existing
with these beings from other worlds is really possible here anyway.
Perhaps our civilization would disintegrate from the cultural and
social shock of these powerful entities!"

Wholeflaffer indicated that his Cabinet of Intelligence Associates
(CIA) would be setting up an alternative planetary organization that
would be working outside of the established Federation.  Calling it
the "New Federation of Slow-Moving Planets", Wholeflaffer stated that
questionnaires have already been received from the so-called "Rogue"
planets who were also rejected by the Federation.

"Yes, he have received inquiries from multiple planets," acknowledged
Arthur.   "For instance, we have 3 solicitations from groups
representing civilizations from the Crab Nebulians.  Also, certain
"Grey" planets that are on probation from the Federation have
expressed interest.  And of course when our own Mars is re-populated,
they will have instant membership."

Commenting on this new group, a Praying Mantis indicated that it was a
"�.joke.  (The new grouping is)�a real insult to the Universe and may
have to be usurped by those with more powerful interests than "puny
humans."   Sir Arthur upon hearing that remark ended the press
conference with a "have a nice day then, what is left of them."

Complied from reports by Amalgamated Press Staff Writer: Wolfgang
Blitzkrieg

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