"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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On Apr 25, 2:21 pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote in 
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Should debunkers immediately be rounded up and detained in FEMA
camps? Latest polls!

The latest polls regarding whether debunkers should be immediately
rounded up, have their Constitutional rights cancelled and thrown into
FEMA camps are rather startling in their results! The latest
Wholelfaffer/Killemall polls have been calculated and here are the
results:

89% - THROW DEBUNKERS IN FEMA CAMPS
7% - DO NOT SUSPEND THEIR RIGHTS BUT GIVE THEM A WARNING
4% - SEND THEM TO SIBERIA
0% - DO NOTHING.

The results are pretty obvious in what we have to do with debunkers.

NOTICE TO ALL DEBUNKERS: It appears ALL MANKIND are on to you and
your only hope is to GIVE UP now! Please forward a list of all known
debunkers, their supporters, their sympathizers, their enablers and
all friends of debunkers. They will be systematically expunged from
THIS ISLAND EARTH!!

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Should UFO Fruitcakes immediately be rounded up and detained in padded 
cells
(for their own protection) at Funny Farms??
Latest polls!

The latest polls regarding whether UFO Nutz should be immediately
rounded up, have their Constitutional rights cancelled and thrown into
Nut Houses are rather startling in their results! The latest
scientific polls have been calculated and here are the results:

89% - LOCK THEM UP IN PADDED LOONY BINS
6% - GIVE THEM A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY
4% - SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT.
1% - SEND THEM TO SOMALIA FOR PIRATE TRAINING

The results are pretty obvious in what we have to do with the loons who 
see
UFOs and Aliens at every turn.

NOTICE TO ALL UFO LOONS: It appears ALL MANKIND is on to you and your only
hope is to GIVE UP now! Please forward a list of all known abductees,
victims of imaginary anal probing and their supporters, sympathizers,
enablers and reefer toking friends and soulmates.
They will be systematically expunged from THIS ISLAND EARTH in the name of
sanity!!

It is said that imitating is the sincerest form of flattery, even from
the lowest of the low: the debunker.