Updated // 100 reasons why some folks hang out in AAR and AAV
 ( alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors )

1. It is like a slot machine, but
better.
You put 2 cents in, and 2 cents
get's replied to you.

2. It's like art in some of the
National Galleries of Art.
But mostly in words or ASCII and
sometimes ABUF.

6. We don't need HAL 9000 or HAL
30000 because we can just ask
questions to AAR or AAV.

8. AAR and AAV cannot be blown
up by Iran when Iran finally
produces Nuclear Bombs in June,
according to FOX News.

9. Sir Arthur C.B. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A was here.

12. Because maybe someday one of the
millions of UFO reports here
could be true. And we can all still
say "LOL".

13. AAR and AAV is different from the
NEXUS magazines.

14. Nancy Leider might finally regret
killing her own pet dog because
she was afraid Planet-X might kill
her dog.

15. I might find a couple more
nicknames to go with the
collection...
"Intellectual Defenseless Potty
Drooling Open Clown Brained Silly
Frothy Profoundly Stupid Yellow
Laughing Goat Rant Lamer".

16. There is a little more information
in AAR & AAV than in the ABC
UFO documentary.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Primetime/

17. Channel 9 TV was talking about
this hotel today...
http://www.burj-al-arab.com
But there was no-one really
interesting there like Twonky and
Charles and others in AAR & AAV.

18. Mother said "if you want to get
things done, don't mess with Major
Tom". And we've never seen a Major Tom
in AAR & AAV.
(we have seen a Dr Who)

19. There are no illegal drugs in AAR &
AAV.
(those newsgroups must be good)

20. Many people in AAR & AAV have a
smile and some harmless fun.

21. Nearly everything you read is
disinformation or science fiction.
But as some people say "there is a
little bit of truth in some
Sci/Fi."

22. We get thousands of World News
reports from Charles.
(sell your Yahoo stocks)

23. AAR & AAV is not quite as spooky as
North Korea.

24. We can view excellent space photos.
http://www.eso.org/outreach/gallery/astro/

25. We sometimes see beautiful women
JPGs.
http://www.expedia.co.uk/daily/slideshow/oahu/RH002211_ss.jpg

26. And see real alien JPGs.
http://www.smairbrushing.com/Bikes/images/ALIEN-%20Web.jpg

27. We are not forced to watch the
advertising, as on TV.

28. AAR & AAV are a couple of the places
where we can celebrate 'ko0k Day'.
(26th June )

29. If you read all the posts every day,
you might find some numbers
here and there for your weekly lotto
ticket.

30. More reliable than HAM radio and those
nextdoor neighbors that
promised not to play thier music up loud.

31. You sometimes see funny jokes....

One day a UFO researcher goes to visit 
an elderly lady. As he is sitting there 
talking with her, he notices a bowl of 
peanuts sitting on the table in front of 
him. "Do you mind if I have a few 
peanuts?" he asks the lady. "Help 
yourself," she replies. After about an 
hour and a half visit, he gets up to 
leave and notices that he has eaten 
almost all of the peanuts in the bowl. 
"I apologize," he says to the elderly 
lady. "I only meant to eat a few." 
"That's okay," says the lady, "Since 
I've lost my teeth, all I've been able 
to do is suck the chocolate off of 
them."

 32. A place to talk about video
 documentaries.

 33. Find out the true meanings of Mop
 Jockey and Froth.
 (not found in Dictionary.com)

 34. Apart from ABUF,    AAR & AAV have
 some more photos of aliens...
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/unknown1.htm

35. We get to treat each other with links to
cool music.

36. It's a place where we can bodaciously
flirt without negative
consequences. ;^)

37. Some people share facinating tinyURL
links.  ;=]

38. We see some really unusual posts and 
ko0k fights, and learn how to debunk 
those UFOs (baLLo0ns and flares) in
the night skys.

39. We can witness National Geographic 
staff getting all open gaping dro0ling 
brain delusional and fantasizing about 
biological things on other planets, that 
they have no proof or
evidence of...
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/channel/extraterrestrial/

40. Wonder about things. i.e. why the 
reptilians didn't invite David Ike to 
lunch? (maybe because the reptilians are 
busy laying eggs in
the Australian Outback?)

41. In AAR & AAV we can love America and
other good democratic
countries!

42. Post more jokes...

UFO researcher Miss Nancy was in the 
garden filling in a hole when her UFO 
researcher neighbor peered over the 
fence. Interested in what Miss Nancy was 
up to, he politely asked, "What are you 
up to there, Miss Nancy?" "My goldfish 
died," replied Miss Nancy tearfully, 
without looking up, "and I've just 
buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an 
awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't 
it?"

Miss Nancy patted down the last heap of 
earth and then replied, "That's because 
he's inside your stupid cat."

Then they had a huge ko0k fight.



43. People can share weird links ...
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

( Thanks to wonderful America ! )

44. Apart from SciFi aliens,
there are fantastic people also.

45. And Charles sometimes off on a 
tangent. (if he isn't loading the horses 
onto a beam ship)

46. Good typing practice.

47.  Space_Message.wma

alt.binaries.ufo.files

And Love.

48. Because it is lonely OUT THERE, but 
not lonely in AAR and AAV and with good 
people on Planet Earth. (thanks to the 
wonderful people that gave us all the
Internet)

49. If one knows how to search AAR and 
AAV google archives, one might
find good pizza recommendations.

50. We can talk about that Iran dude 
seen on FOX & Friends, showing he once 
made all men grow a beard. (Personally I 
don't like beards) (They get full of 
snot and old dry useless bits. And take 
up time to clean all day instead of
caring for Planet Earth)

51. AREA51 !!!
(talked about in the movie 'Independence Day')

52. Enjoy a 'Happy Ko0k Day 2005', and there after.

53. We have the ability to learn and 
share and care about Planet Earth and 
People of Planet Earth and many other 
important
topics.

54. We are allowed to post off-topic sometimes.
And talk about nothing.
http://www.apparentlynothing.com

55. Or think about the "ruwa.rm" videos. 
And wonder why the heck those funny eyed 
dressed in black hallucinations would 
say "You have love here,
there is no love OUT THERE", etc.

TR20040205-211404.mp3

56. Oh yeah, because.
(with a few disclaimers)
(and MP3s)

57. Beans, Beer, Bacon, and Alka-Seltzer 
on Toast, with trillions of information 
and friends. 'FOX & Friends' the other 
evening showed a report about long life 
secrets... video of a 104 year old lady 
drinking
Budweiser.

http://www.taylormadeproductions.com/budweiser%20girls.jpg

58. AAR and AAV has even more 
_up_to_date_ reports than
TIME magazine.

http://ls.berkeley.edu/dept/ipsr/Time%20-%20Jan%2017%202005.jpg

59. Sometimes Hugh and Charles and 
others return.
(Pete Charest too?)

60. Find very interesting ko0ky links.
http://www.whatthebleep.com

61. In AAR & AAV we can talk about 'John Safran Vs God'...
http://www.johnsafran.com

On MTV weekly.

The recent TV show was funny about the 
Bible Codes, etc. They then showed that 
you could get the predictions of Vanilla 
Ice downfall from the official
911 reports. etc, etc.

A real hoot.

62. Sit here in AAR and AAV and wonder 
how the fudge I'm going to
think up another 38 reasons.

63. I can share the latest honest news 
in AAR and AAV about a friend of a 
friend visiting from another country 
recently and see the first hand 'proof 
and evidence 100%' of that person eating 
all_day_everyday ... muffins, chocolate, 
jelly things, sweet mint cookies, cola 
drinks with cigarettes, mixed lollies, 
sugar coffee, cream buns, carrot cake, 
Pepsi, teddy bear biscuits with 
'hundreds and thousands' sprinkles, ice 
cream, cheese cake, bubble gum, plus 
fatty bacon, eggs, and cheese for 
breakfasts. I've seen these mysteries in 
TV documentaries, but never in real life
until now.
(reminded me of these free videos
...http://whatthebleep.com/trailer/

64. Today or tomorrow Alexa might win another  " *Ding* ".

65. AAR and AAV is generally a place to 
relax and read posts from people all 
over the world. (with no proof of ETs 
posting there) I mean, one might think 
that ETs with the ability to fly 
anywhere in space would drop in
to AAR and say something.

66. 666 is a spooky number because
some Human or Klingon or Dalek said so.

67.  http://images.google.com/images?q=67

68. More Jokes !!

An alien and a man were sitting next to 
each other in a bar. The alien was 
constantly poking the guy's cheek and 
saying, "zzzt!" Finally, the guy got so 
mad at the alien that he said, "If you 
do that one more time, I'll chop your 
wienerwurst up!'' Again, the alien poked 
his cheek and said, "zzzt!" The guy 
said, "Okay, that's it!" He got up, 
grabbed the sharpest knife he could 
find, and pulled down the alien's pants. 
But he was astounded to see nothing 
there. He then said, "Well, if you don't 
have a hotdog, how do you have nooky?"
The alien just smiled, poked the guy's
cheek, and said "zzzt!"

69. Wooo ...
http://images.google.com/images?q=69

70. About 70 years ago we didn't
have Penn & Teller and ALi G.

www.pennandteller.com

www.boyakasha.co.uk

71. If one of the trillions of negative 
interdimensional scifi beings tries to 
overtake our bodaciousness... Mops & 
Ko0ks & others that hang
out in AAR & AAV will be
the first to say "noted".

72. See evidence of naughty people 
similar to Alexa in AAR and AAR. (that 
"as* f*sting" post in my nick name was a 
bit too naughty, Alexa)
You will be forgiven and respected.

 ;-)

73. So funny in AAR & AAV that we will 
have to put a meter on it and charge a 
few bucks before the public get wise of 
the fun in AAR & AAV.
(and never fear, we'll be
lending some money here)

74. Earl.
(and other intelligences)

75. It is all on the Internet and the
Internet is very OK 10 4.
(Thanks)
 'Respect'

76. To show off new SIGs.

1000000% Proof of Extraterrestrials !!  ...
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/channel/extraterrestrial/
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Primetime/
http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/alienplanet/splash.html

77. With the VLT (The Very Large 
Telescope Project) and some high level 
testimony and ko0ky alien stories in ... 
alt.alien.research .. and .. 
alt.alien.visitors ... we people of 
planet Earth get a little bit of a 
chance to learn more about the Galaxies 
and Universe. Rather than just a head 
full of
Bulldust Battlestar Galactica.

78. Another reason why some folks hang 
out in  AAR and AAV is for
the latest trend setting
homeless postcards global phenomena.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/SirGilliganHorry/

79. We get to talk to ourselves.
Hang on, I may have already said that to myself.

80. We meet new friends. eg. Charlie McCarthy.
Then we don't have to talk to ourselves so often.

P.S.
I'm watching the moon craft thingy...

81. Share another nice photo of space from the Hubble Space Telescope
...

http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2007/26/image/a/

Just one of those tiny white dots could 
be like our sun. With a planet spinning 
around it and a whole lot of weird 
things happening there. Maybe even a few 
people listening to a radio show similar 
to Exopolitics with Alfred Webre.


82. Don't panic, don't worry, no terror, 
don't murder, just relax and have a 
quiet talk and debate and think about 
some other 100 reasons why some folks 
hang out in AAR and AAV.
(alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors)

Thanks to America, and England, and 
Australia, and Germany, and Japan,
and other great countries!! :)
 

83. One other reason why some folks 
hang out in AAR and AAV ... is because 
we can even give some reasons why some 
folks hang out in
AAR and AAV  from Australia !!!  :-)


Q:
(from Charles)
Is there more than one of you in Australia posting to AAR or AAV?

A:
Yes, .... Hot Horry and Cool Horry.
In North Queensland it is either too hot outside
or too cool in the shops. 


84.
Well, it's been many months
since I added to this list.
I will get to 100 reasons!!
If I work on this list with
Sir Arthur 24/7 CB Radio Dr Wholyflaffers ASA!!! 

Today's reason is this photo ...

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap090508.html

 ( Galaxies of the Perseus Cluster )

They are my favorite type of photos.
With Stars in the foreground
and Galaxies in the background.

Oh, and listen to Alien sweet talk ...
Hehe ;-) LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8uJOXulgDQ

(That's from the YouTube channel
called DennyFromSpaceAgain)


A Different Google Quote: ...

"The appearance of your cultures seems 
to keep you separated because you 
substitute it to your deeper being. 
Shape is now more important than the 
essence of your subtle nature."