Re: ::: Hot Negro B*tches w/ STDs :::
Subject: Re: ::: Hot Negro B*tches w/ STDs :::
From: "Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D." <brotherblue93@hotmail.com>
Date: 24/06/2009, 23:50
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.magick,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

On Jun 21, 11:19 am, "Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D."
<brotherblu...@hotmail.com> wrote:

And now for something Completely Different:
================================

Ave Fratres et Sorors;

Novus Ordo Seclorum et Quid Veritas Est vel Carpe Diem, etc.!

Indeed -- Carpe Diem ad Mortuos!  [Or, literally, "Cease [sic.] the
Day!;"  "It is a Good Day to Die!;"  "Mom: This Day is being MEAN
again -- Make it STOP!"

Well, I was doing a Clinical Research Study over to the UCSD Psych
Dept. (over by the V.A. an sh*t) and the lady I was talking to was
freaked out by a lot of the words that was falling out of my mouth so
she called in the Big Guns (a rilly kewl shrink lady whose
intelligence and open-mindedness I found to be EXTREMELY fetching and
appealing ... even though her container was perhaps somewhat "plain"
to view [but she did have a nice butt, I couldn't help butt notice])
to make sure that I were not a full-on ...

     5  1  5  0  !
     Danger to Self or Others

... for the other lady (whose name was also Casey [coincidence ... ?
I THINK NOT!]) mistook my numerous longing references to The Other
Side and my manifold frustrations over being stranded hear on this
Backwards Prison Planet of the Apes in this bizarre humanoid container
(or "body" as the humanoids are wont to call it) as thinly-veiled
references to a desire to Whack Myself (they don't mind if you Whack
Yourself Off a lot, just if you cause the container to cease
functioning -- that is their primal concern) or something as
elucidated and articulated by the following quasi-algebraeic algorithm
or formulae:

   < L=SDR^2 = {5150 = [.NOT.(Containered) = (Red Alert ---> "WARNING
WILL ROBINSON!!!")]} >
   = 72hr CMH "Suicide-Watch" Lockdown
   = tHOrAzInE sHuFfLe + hALdoL drOOL
   = Nurse Ratchet
   = Prisoner Still Contained In CellBlock C; Backwards Prison Planet
of the Apes

Where:
   L=SDR^2 = Life Equals Sex, Drugs & Rock and Roll [or, ananhedonia
to .NOT.(anhedonia)]
   5150 = CopCrypto 4 Danger to Self or Others
   WWR = Robotoid Drone Wildly Flailing Arms
   CMH = County Mental Health Facility (pro-NUN-ced "fuh-SILL'-luh-
lee)
   Nurse Ratchet = Supreme Bitch What Needs a Real Good Ass-F*ckin'!
   etc.

Anyways, hear are the letters I typed into the Internette 4 HER EYES
ONLY!!! --->

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-=:::[  Greetings & Salutations to Doctress Lindamer from Brother
Blue, B:.B:.  ]:::=-

                                    - or -

         _Casey and The Doctress_

A Psychedelic Jungian E-Novelette of Extreme TransPersonal Cognitive
Dissonance
   in the Archetypes of the Collective Unconscious of Chapel
Psychology, et.al.

Based Upon The Extremely Holy Greate Alchemickal Worke of 1937
[Gregorian]
   Entitled: "Die Erlosungsvorstellungen in der Alchemie"

[1937 being, of course, an Relatively Holy Prime Number of Sig[mund]
ifiKant Import!]

by Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D., 33°, 8°=3°, etc.

                          -=:::oOo:::=-

Ave Doctress Lindamer;

[http://psychiatry.ucsd.edu/faculty/llindamer.html]

Thank you so much for your care and concern and the timely slice-o-
intell your Compassionate Cerebral Corpulence so graciously provided
just yesterday (the Day the humanoids generally refer to as Monday):

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_It_Stormy_Monday_(But_Tuesday_Is_Just_As_Bad)
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Buckaroo_Banzai_Across_the_8th_Dimension
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Lunch

Neo-Floydian cfs [sub-figura vel Liber Caeruleus]:
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Division_Bell
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhV4me_k8Y8
 http://www.bleujefe.com/BB/

The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General
   at the Expense of the Particular,
   quoth Frater Perdurabo, and laughed.
But those disciples nearest to him wept,
   seeing the Universal Sorrow.
Those next to them laughed, seeing the Universal Joke.
Below these certain disciples wept. Then certain laughed.
Others next wept. Others next laughed.
Next others wept. Next others laughed.
Last came those that wept because they could not see the Joke,
   and those that laughed lest they should be thought
   not to see the Joke,
   and thought it safe to act like Frater Perdurabo.
But though Frater Perdurabo laughed openly,
   he also at the same time wept secretly;
   and in himself he neither laughed nor wept.
Nor did he mean what he said.

Further proof that:

   All Impressions of Brother Blue are WRONG!

               -=oOo=-

All the best to You and Yours -- every way, every where, every how,
every why, and every when;

-Brother Blue, B:.B:., 33°, 8°=3°
 http://www.bleujefe.com/BB/
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