On Thu, 6 Aug 2009 00:12:32 -0700 (PDT), "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote:

DECIDE WHETHER WE SHOULD SHOW UP!

They did show up -- at Holloman AFB in 1973, and they left you one
of their saucers to reverse engineer because Earth is ending and you
need to leave this galaxy in order to survive. To date all you've done with
the saucer is make Bill Gates and the telecoms rich with fiber optics and
silicon chips.  The real value of the saucer was destroyed because you
destroyed on board 'computer'.  Now the saucer at S4 is a pile of scrap
metal -- no good to you or anyone else.

Whoever transmitted this translated message <snip>

The answer is simple.  It was the CIA -- a public psyop.
The truth is extraterrestrials have already visited Earth and
found you have nothing of value here because the USA is
too interested in killing life in order to make a profit and keep the
'status quo' bathed in smelly green paper.

As Earth crashes and burns all of the money worshippers will
be screaming for their daddy god to save their asses because
they were too stupid and greedy to save their own asses.