Re: My Alien Abduction !
Subject: Re: My Alien Abduction !
From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 10/08/2009, 12:44
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct

On Aug 9, 5:14 pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
"Me" <m...@myplace.com> wrote in messagenews:4a7ef8f9@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
http://users.tpg.com.au/adsluisy/AlienAbduction.htm

Get some Viagra.
Make her stop buying cucumbers, they'll use them for
stuff other than salads ...
And .. back off the weed for a spell ..

Your kind is no longer welcome here.  Go crawl back into your cave and
forward the coordinates to the General®.  Duncashane.