I hope I don't have to write this again: ALL DEBUNKERS OFF OF THIS NEWSGROUP!
Subject: I hope I don't have to write this again: ALL DEBUNKERS OFF OF THIS NEWSGROUP!
From: "Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 19/08/2009, 11:34
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.abduct,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research

I hope I don't have to write this again: ALL DEBUNKERS OFF OF THIS
NEWSGROUP!

This will be your final warning, unless you decide to disobey a DIRECT
ORDER!  No less than the General himself has ordered ALL DEBUNKERS
(read: Hagar, Borsch, VD-VAC, Casanobrain etc.) and other useful
idiots (read Horry
etc.) cease and desist posting on this newsgroup ever again!  You MUST
follow this order!  If there are any questions call 1-800-eat-shite!

Now since I am a friend of all debunkers, I implore you to follow his
orders.  But I also deplore you!

As Senator Sam would say, "Now git!"

'nuff said!

Sir Artiø