"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:4bd1649c-a034-4799-b7d0-291aff39722c@t13g2000yqt.googlegroups.com...
Q: You've mentioned several times that the abduction phenomenon is
vast, so let's talk numbers. How widespread do you think it is, and
where do your figures come from?

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I think the fat chicks who congregate in bars around closing time are Aliens 
plotting to take advantage of inebriated patrons, in order to seduce them to 
participate in their disgusting mating rituals.  Happened to me a number of 
times.  They faked it so well, that once I actually caught a dose of the 
clap.