"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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'The Debunkers' Last Stand


Say, Arthurio, any proof yet of your drug induced visions of UFOs and
their little green alien occupants ???
Don't they have to land, at some time after their millennia of intergalactic
sojourn, at a local Jiffy Lube for an oil change ?? You could sneak up
and steal one of their hubcaps and have it analyzed for rare metal content,
or perhaps snap a quick digital or two ... not yet ... well, take another 
hit
off your crack pipe ... we've got nothing but time.