On Fri, 4 Sep 2009 08:52:41 -0700 (PDT), "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote:

<snip reams of crappola>

Occam's razor:

Alien observations

1.  Earth -- they're killing each other over scraps of paper
which smell bad and can't buy what people need to survive

2.  Earth -- their secret bank leaders a so paranoid 
of change that they want to kill off the world population
rather than facing the fact that their cherished delusions are in fact
exactly that -- delusions.

3.  Earth -- no one seems to understand that ETs don't want marauding,
insane 
and extremely stupid killers in space

4.  Earth -- Humans are unaware that their home world is ending.


Alien plan:

1.  Find out why humans are killing and fighting with each other.

2.  Determine if human beings have enough intelligence to save themselves
and if it is possible for human beings *could* save themselves.

3.  Give them the technology example they need to save themselves

4.  Tell them that they have a right to survive, but will not be able to
continue their ways of killing for smelly green paper.

5.  Sit back and see what the stupid humans do.

Will they be able to save themselves?  If they can't save themselves, then
they're not worth saving.