"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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l Yunque: Hell Mountain
EL YUNQUE: NIGHTS ON HELL MOUNTAIN
By Scott Corrales

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Smoking too much weed will result in those exact hallucinations, LipFlapper.
Usually they are also interspersed with dancing pink elephants and animal-
shaped clouds cavorting overhead.  Many people forget to plug in their lava
lamps, thus depriving them of the ultimate UFO visions.