11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

Glad You Are Back Mr. B. Peters/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

We are very happy you are back with us Mr. Peters, and hope you have
some great information to share.  We also appreciate your appeal for
sympathy toward the current UFO debunkers, they need as much as they
can get.   So in that vein, "we" have put together a list of some very
nice characteristics about these luckless charlatans, hopefully you
will approve.   Furthermore,  we have received a very positive
response from the general public, with the exception of a few rabid
shut-ins!

As more and more ex-debunkers "come out of the closet" we are
witnessing the very last vestiges of these hooligans and deceivers.
Many astronauts are coming forward with some startling revelations, as
well as other military personnel and professionals from every
scientific field .  Hopefully one day, UFO debunkers, those "vandals
of science" , will climb aboard the truth train and unshackle their
chains of deception.  Time waits for no one, especially UFO debunkers.


11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers:

1) They are kind to their Mothers; 2) They write easily disposable
articles in Parade Magazine; 3) They can say, "Atmospheric inversion,
swamp gas, ball lightning, and Doug and Dave" without stuttering on
television; 4) They have a great data base on satanic cults (and their
so-called relationship with thousands of cattle mutilations, world-
wide.)  Do UFO debunkers belong to these cults?; 5) For every 100 UFO
sightings, they can explain away 101; 6) They are VERY fond of Venus,
and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader for this one!!);
7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and gives them
something to do; 8) They are kind to their Mothers  (Sorry to repeat
this one.  But we've run out of nice things to say.); 9) 10) 11)

Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO researchers NEVER have
anything nice to say about UFO debunkers.  It just isn't true.  I have
just stated 10 nice things about UFO debunkers.  Although I guess
those truth delinquents can debunk even that.
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 danw7135@ix.netcom.com(Daniel G. Walimaa ) added the following:

Excellent list! And let us not forget to mention the literally
hundreds
of hours of zany fun and laughs that the debunkers have provided us
all
with throughout the years! These literary clowns have thrilled and
entertained the world unceasingly and unselfishly for years now with
their misinformed and illogical explanations and, well, that's gotta
count for something, right? Sure it does, so let's give them all a big
hand. I now honorably declare this day to be the first annual
Debunker's Day! Hooray! :>
Dan W.
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holson@california.com (Howard Olson) made these comments:

But the best thing about UFO debunkers is that they are totally
ineffectual in substantially aiding the UFO cover-up. They are clearly
their own worst enemy and the best unwitting allies that Ufology could
hope for. They make us look good! With their blatant ad hominem and
armchair dogmatism they make the strongest case possible that the
Truth IS out there !!!

Howard
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"saucer@bellsouth.net"@bellsouth.net (Alex P. LeClair) contributed:

I've known of more people to become convinced that there are aliens
behind
some of the UFO phenomenon after hearing the debunker's "so-called"
explanations.   ...They find those explanations are far more absurd
than
the extra-terrestrial hypothesis: swamp gas, mass hallucination,
shared dreams, chasing the planet Venus (Mantle case), hedge hogs
having sex (in reference to crop circles ).
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 A UFO Debunker A Day Does Not Keep the ETs Away

Try as they may, UFO debunkers have NO influence over what the ETs
do, where they fly over, whom they abduct, where they leave crop-
circles, where they land and what their purpose is.   The fact of the
matter is that UFO sightings are on the upswing in  1998 and into
1999.  Perhaps if these master con-artists would get off their rumps
and go to some hot-spots, they would see one.  But, as Peter
Gersten pointed out, UFO debunkers appear to be armchair theorists
who,
though good at pushing keys on a keyboard, seem to lack in any
original thought,
let alone produce anything of any consequence...related to, what our
reality is all about.

Some People continue their childhood behavior of seeking attention by
simply
being contrary and making frivolous arguments and loud noises.  I
remember an
old legal theory...if you have the facts on your side argue the facts;
if you
have the law on your side, argue the law; but if you have neither,
yell and
scream and make as much noise as possible to divert attention away
from those
who do.

The facts are simple, Other-Worldly craft sightings happen
on a daily basis, the majority of time by MULTIPLE WITNESSES,
in every continent on the Globe!  On the average, there have been
5,000
sightings a day of UFOs, which computes to approximately 2 million
first-hand witnessed Extraterrestrial craft a year.
And these numbers unquestionably show a marked increase in
the amount of ET ships on planet Earth.

But as clearly demonstrated by the late Carl Sagan, Phil Klass and our
own Usenet
UFO/sp00ks,  the UFO Debunkers role is to lie, deceive, delude, dupe,
circumvent,
defraud, and betray the overwhelming amounts of facts and evidence.
The UFO debunker is akin to  a dinosaur and their "mission" will soon
become obsolete.  The closer we get
to the real revelations, the more desperate these "so-called" UFO
Debunkers become.

Unfortunately, some of these gullible, paranoid, "useful idiots" are
too
far gone to do anybody any good. Perhaps we  can turn over these  turn-
coats to the ETs, so they can use them for their twisted genetic
experiments.   With a little luck,
maybe we can convince the Nordics race to clone Manetti and Borsch
with a Android, and improve their outlook