"Sir Gilligan Horry" <sir.gilligan.horry@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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On Nov 3, 4:41 am, "HVAC" <harlowcampb...@gmail.com> wrote:

"Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote in message

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I'm bored.

You know, Horry, you are as flighty as a butterfly ...
5 days ago you were in love with some chick from
Alabama, then you dump her beautiful ass, without
ever even sniffing her, for a Chinese chick.
What's up with that ?? You spend way too much
time flitting from flower to flower and not nearly
enough time laying serious pipe ...

And that's why you're bored ....

Ya. Less flitting and MORE pollinating!

Hehe.

You know that Alabama girl is 20 years younger than me.
And you also know the story with Prince Charles of England
and Princess Diana.

Whereas the pretty Chinese lady is 5 years younger,
and reads UFO magazines and won't call me a UFO ko0k
because we are both UFO ko0ks! Yay!!! Joy Joy  :)

Also, I'm crafty. After the Chinese lady and I
found out we are both real, and honest,
and really like each other, even with several phone calls...
I sent her another email saying...
"If we become soulmates, can I dress you up in
cute feminine clothing and furs and lingerie, etc, in the evenings.
Is that OK with you?"

Yes!
I got myself a Barbie doll !!!

It's better than Viagra.

And you guys thought I was a buzzed out flower pooper. LOL :)

Besides, if I fluffed the Alabama girl
that would be a violation of US property!
A terrorist act !!!

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If you do the "fluffing", it probably would be
terrorism, heheh