LOL :)
Happy Thanksgiving Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA !!!
I'm going to visit a girl-friend today and make Gyoza.
http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=Gyoza
Delicious!
But for now, it's off to Rense.com
(worry worry)
P.S.http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=James+Oberg
Amazingly he used to be in newsgroups too.
They were the days, aye :->
It's all changed now with youtube, etc.
Oh, he's on the channel "RussiaToday".
Maybe he's a communist !
Haha ;-)
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:40:05 -0800 (PST), "Sir Arthur C.B.E.
Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote:
I'd like to wish everybody a Happy Genocide Cover-up Day, except
debunkers and their ilk. These truth-terrorists days are hopefully
numbered. Even as I write this, ALL MANKIND are celebrating this
holiday and the FUTURE without the truth-terror threat known as
debunkerism.
The punks and thugs on this newsgroup, you know their names by now:
"H"eroin, Hagar, CUJO, et. al. have been terrorizing the public for
FAR TOO LONG. This simply MUST stop, and it will stop if the Octagon
authorizes the use of 10,000 H-BOMBS against the debunker strong-
holds!!
One day in the near future when every last debunker is sequestered at
a FEMA camp, we can reflect on the struggle that faced EACH AND EVERY
PERSON!!
Amen, amen and amen to the amen!!
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
(Important updates-2009!)
And now, another letter from the e-mail grab-bag;
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Dear Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer,
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Signed, Thoughtful
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Dear Thoughtful,
How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? This is
an easy question, and here is your answer! How many UFO debunkers does
it take to screw in a light bulb:
None, there simply is no light bulb to replace. No one saw it, and
the person that claimed to have witnessed the ill-fated bulb was sadly
mistaken. Perhaps it was a temperature inversion or ball lightning,
but no light bulbs! What kind of college degree does the person who
"claimed" to have seen a burned-out light bulb have, and how does that
apply to materials research, energy consumption or even
illumination.
Nobody has ever "proved" to a debunkers satisfaction that there was
even a lightbulb to replace. Either the person who "witnessed" the
light bulb was in serious error, or there is a more prosaic
explanation. As a rule, those who "claim" that there are burned-out
light bulbs are little nobodies seeking celebrity status. Also, we
must not rule out hoaxes, misidentifications of Venus and Mars, and
sleep paralysis; all of which can be easily mistaken for spent light
bulbs.
UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: The Air Force has just definitively proved
that it was not a light bulb after all. Thank goodness!!
Pentagon and NASA spokes-big-person Jimmy O-Borg dug up the facts to
this
35-year old case that everybody was wondering about!! Here is what
REALLY happened:
During a training exercise over Area-51, Nevada, an Air Force pilot
accidentally opened an escape hatch, which inadvertently released some
crash-test dummies. These "dummies" somehow hit a temperature
inversion pocket close to a swamp, which happened to have been
emitting some swamp gas at the exact same time a super-secret "Mogul"
weather balloon was coming in for a crash-landing. On top of all
that, this happened ten years AFTER those that saw it remembered the
event.
In conclusion: Some time compressed crash-test dummies were
accidentally released during a temperature inversion while a weather
balloon was caught in some swamp gas. Multiple witnesses to this
event easily mistook these dummies/balloons for a lightbulb. In the
meantime, UFO debunkers are left in the dark.