On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 17:31:54 -0500, the following appeared in
sci.skeptic, posted by "HVAC" <mr.hvac@gmail.com>:

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:e18716e7-1521-4f62-ad69-6cbafdb51d70@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...

I hereby rescind the above order.

VD-VAC, you and all of your sock-puppets MUST leave these newsgroups
right now!  I wish there was something we could do about your "case" -
but there is not.

2010 is going to be a wonderful year, a year without debunkers,
spOOks, KooKs, useful idiots and your garden-variety trolls.

We are ready to finally put an end to these truth-terrorists once and
for all, and we will be a better planet for it.

I trust you understand these words and will tell all your sock-puppets
to leave.  You should seek help, perhaps electric-shock therapy would
"cure" you.   Good luck,
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As Moderator of these groups, I have decided to bestow upon
you an indian name befitting someone of your...... Caliber.

I hereby name you, 'Two Dogs Fucking'.

I will now perform the ritual naming dance....

DONE!

Go in peace, Two Dogs Fucking!

I would have gone with "One Dog Licking His Balls", which
captures the nature of his posts far better.
-- 

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless