Sir Gilligan Horry Poetry // The Life of a UFO Debunker.
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The Life of a UFO Debunker.
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(Original Poetry by The Great Sir Gilligan Horry)



I'm a paid bribed proud UFO Debunker,
It gets me happy meals and prevents any hunger.

If any UFO Researcher puts good evidence in my ear,
I quickly remind everyone that they've been on the beer.

Folks talk of close encounters with aliens while I laugh,
Laughing and munching fatty burgers in my bubble bath.

And if laughing doesn't make kooks pull up their socks,
They will all get firecrackers in their letter box.

It is very serious business this UFO debunker game,
And soon with our mind control you'll all be the same.

Because aliens suck, they do not buck,
like Miss Fanny and Miss Lucy, oh my luck!

You people of planet Earth have got to get it into your head,
that we UFO Debunkers own all your lives, or you are dead.

And laughing louder and louder on Earth us UFO Debunkers will be, 
While to the after-life you go with crap TV minds for eternity.

But we have worry no doubt, while the advanced wisdom
of several races of extraterrestrials fly about.
Because sooner or later with alien clout,
our underground bases will fall into total blackout.

Then we will be thinking we all should have been friends.
But darn blast it that's how it all ends.

Then the aliens will go to the afterlife
to save the crap TV lost souls,
And do what is good and share
wise Galactic education scrolls.

The future will be saved,
and on dead Earth life will again be seeded!
Because with all the pine trees and ferns,
neanderthals will be needed!




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