Subject: Debunkers MUST have a special license to post here!//NO EXCEPTIONS EVER!
From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com>
Date: 24/01/2010, 10:29
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct

Notice to ALL debunkers, and their friends, supporters, sympathizers,
enablers and suspected debunkers.

You are hereby notified that you MUST register to get a temporary
posting permit.  Without this permit, you may no longer post on these
newsgroups.  This applies to ALL debunkers, such as "H", Hagar, Whore-
Low, CUJO and the various sock-puppets that you use.

These permits are issued at your nearest FEMA camp.

You may be interrogated while you are there.

Thank you debunkers for your continued cooperation.

The De-Facto Moderator and
President of HACA - Human/Alien Contact Agenda

Sir Artio