| Subject: Re: Not-Funny Kite and Tin Foil Jokes. Better than Complaining about Gasoline and Nuclear Waste. |
| From: Double-A |
| Date: 07/02/2010, 22:07 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.ufo.reports,alt.paranet.ufo |
On Jan 31, 3:01 am, Sir Gilligan Horry <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:
Not-Funny Kite and Tin Foil Jokes. Better than Complaining about
Gasoline and Nuclear Waste...
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Foil
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What do you call two pieces of tin foil rubbed together?
A parafoil.
(Thanks to lovely Penny)
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Four Cute Kite Strings in the Planet-X Bar
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Four kite strings stop in front of Horry's Planet-X Bar.
The first cute kite string say: "I'm going in for a beer." She goes in
and the bartender says: "Hey, we don't serve kite strings in here." So
she walks out.
The second and third kite strings go in with the same results... Get
out, we don't serve kite strings in here!
The fourth kite string takes off her hat and places her hand on top
her head rubbing her long sexy hair around and tangling it. She places
her hat back onto her head and boldly goes into the bar. The bartender
looks at her kind of questioning, and says: "Hey, aren't you a cute
kite string!?!"
The cute kite string takes off her hat, saying,
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
(Thanks to cute Penny)
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P.S.
The bartender
lost his job.
Photos of the kite strings
available if I get new
photos of aliens.
LOL :)
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Sir Horny, it's nice you have a "Go Fly a Kite" Day in New Zealand.
So, why don't you?
Double-A