Re: wonderful news: Super Bowl Canceled - all-out WORLD WAR against debunkers declared!

On Feb 13, 11:45�am, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote innews:2536700f-596c-45f7-a76f-5cffd298d3d9@l24g2000prh.googlegroups.com:

On Feb 13, 10:24�am, Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off> wrote:

On Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:14:15 +0000 (UTC), the following
appeared in sci.skeptic, posted by Cujo DeSockpuppet
<c...@petitmorte.net>:

"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote in
news:597711fb-3a43-47cb-8c62-f0a6b467a692@a17g2000pre.googlegroups.co
m:

You need to renew your license to post here
anyway, and I can speculate that it will NOT be renewed.

I have renewed all their licenses. Where's yours, Artie/Gary?

He thought it was a receipt for his Viagra purchase and ate
it?

You EVIL debunkers!!! �Your weak attempt at humor PROVES that not only
are you NOT human, but you have no place amongst us civilized humans.
Please surrender NOW and remove your entire cult (which is down to
about 5 members now) to the closest FEMA camp. �Thank you for your
continued cooperation.


DENIED.


Successful Teleportation Experiment Brings Future Closer

     WASHINGTON (Reuters) - They may not be able to ask Scotty to
       beam them up yet, but California researchers said Thursday
       they had completed the first "full" teleportation experiment.

       They said they had teleported a beam of light across a
       laboratory bench. They did not physically transport the beam
       itself, but transmitted its properties to another beam,
       creating a replica of the first beam.

       "We claim this is the first bona fide teleportation," Jeff
       Kimble, a physics professor at the California Institute of
       Technology, said in a telephone interview.

       Kimble thinks the experiment can eventually transform everyday
       life.

       Scientists hope that quantum computers, which move information
       about in this way rather than by using wires and silicon
       chips, will be infinitely faster and more powerful than
       present-day computers.

       "I believe that quantum information is going to be really
       important for our society, not in five years or 10 years, but
       if we look into the 100-year time frame it's hard to imagine
       that advanced societies don't use quantum information," Kimble
       said.

       "The appetite of society is so voracious for the moving and
       processing of information that it will be driven to exploit
       even the crazy realm of quantum physics."

       Quantum teleportation allows information to be transmitted at
       the speed of light -- the fastest speed possible -- without
       being slowed down by wires or cables.

       The experiment depends on a property known as entanglement --
       what Albert Einstein once described as "spooky action at a
       distance."

       It is a property of atomic particles that mystifies even
       physicists. Sometimes two particles that are a very long
       distance apart are nonetheless somehow twinned, with the
       properties of one affecting the other.

       "Entanglement means if you tickle one the other one laughs,"
       Kimble said.

       In the weird world of quantum physics, where the normal ideas
       of what is solid or what is real do not apply, scientists can
       use these properties to their advantage.

       What Kimble's team did was create two entangled light beams --
       streams of photons. Photons, the basic unit of light,
       sometimes act like particles and sometimes like waves.

       They used these two entangled beams to carry information about
       the quantum state of a third beam. The first two beams were
       destroyed in the process, but the third successfully
       transmitted its properties over a distance of about a yard,
       Kimble's team reported in the journal Science.

       Last December a team of physicists in Innsbruck, Austria and a
       month later another team in Rome said they did a similar
       thing, with single photons. But Kimble said his team was able
       to verify what they had done, and also used full light beams
       as opposed to single photons.

       "Ours is an important advance beyond that," he said.

       Although the Caltech team worked with light, Kimble thinks
       teleportation could be applied to solid objects. For instance,
       the quantum state of a photon could be teleported and applied
       to a particle, even to an atom.

       "Way beyond sex change operations and genetic engineering, the
       quantum state of one entity could be transported to another
       entity," Kimble said. "We think we know how to do that."

       In other words, an object's individual atoms would not be
       transported, but transmitting its properties could create a
       perfect replica.

       Could this mean the transporters of the television and movie
       science-fiction series Star Trek, which beam people and
       objects for huge distances, could one day be a reality?

       "I don't think anybody knows the answer," Kimble said. "Let's
       don't teleport a person -- let's teleport the smallest
       bacterium. How much entanglement would we need to teleport
       such a thing?"

       Would such a teleported bacterium actually be the same
       bacterium, or just a very good copy?

       "Again, no one knows for sure," Kimble said. But his team is
       working on it.

Wholeflaffers Time/Space Corporation Unlimited has now perfected a
time-machine which can project honest researchers into the future.
Debunkers can only be sent back to one time zone: 1945 in Hiroshima,
Japan. What a blast!  Ha-ha-ha-ha!