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FIRST THIS . . .
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GRIM REAPER GETS A GOOD, SWIFT KICK IN THE BALLS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/5ae3749469d1b359
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THEN THIS . . .
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            NEWS BULLETIN
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     LOS ANGELES (Rueters) -- The
Ed Conrad civil-action lawsuit suit
added another alleged victim today
when The Grim Reaper tossed his
hat in the ring to become the latest plaintiff.
     "Here I am, minding my own
god-damn business -- doing  what
I always do -- when this Ignorant
Bastard comes along and says I'm
a con artist." The Reaper told Fox
News.
     Conrad  claims that death doesn't
exist and that The Reaper has been
operating under false pretenses for
decades, 'er, centuries.
      The National Association of
Funeral Directors had filed the
original suit
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ED CONRAD FACES CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT
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Here is an updated list of organizations and individuals who are part
of the class-action suit filed in federal court in Washington, D.C.,
against one Ed Conrad (aka The Ignorant Prick).
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The Grim Reaper
National Association of Funeral Directors
The Estate of Charles Darwin
Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
Harvard University
Karl Rove
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
ACLU
American Anthropological Association
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
American Museum of Natural History
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Geological Society of America
Sarah Palin
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
New England Journal of Medicine
Andrew MacRae
Paul PZ Myers
NASA
Raymond Rye III
Roger Cuffey
Larry King
Chris Hansen
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Mankind Quarterly
Sen. John Boehner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
Stephen Colbert
American Journal of Pathology
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Forensic Files
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Cornell University Medical College
Death Row Inmates Union
Forensic Archaeology
Bill Gates
Howard Stern
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
ABC
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
BillO Reilly
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Tiger Woods
Union of University Custodial Workers (UUCW)
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Human Evolution
The Supreme Court
Richard Dawkins
Institute of Human Origins
Society for Medical Anthropology
Stephen King
American Journal of Pathology
American Society of Primatologists
Uncle Al
National Primate Association
The Banana Republic
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
BP British Petroleum
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center - Emory University
Stephen Hawking
Gorilla Foundation
Your Life as a Gorilla