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Your Holiness,
Janet and I  had stopped at McDonald's near Frackville, Pa., the other
day and both of us had
only one bite from our Double Burger when we realized it was Friday.
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We quickly spit it out but we were wondering, do we STILL have a
mortal sin?
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No! The law was changed a few years ago, you knucklehead. But you both
should gargle just to be on the safe side.
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Holy Father,
I've seen pictures of all those petrified human fossils that Ed Conrad
found between coal veins and I am wondering if they were ever blessed
with Holy Water.
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I believe Father Guido Sarducci peed on them once but BEFORE Ed found
them. So I really don't really know if that counts.
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Pope Benedict.
Is it true that New Jersey is seriously considering banning bingo?
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No comment! You'll have to ask Donald Trump.
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Your Excellency,
I see Ed Conrad found a petrified peepee between coal veins. Shouldn't
that discovery automatically be banned by the Legion of Decency?
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If I'm not mistaken, I think it already has been.
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Your Holiness.
When Noah was in his boat for 40 days and 40 nights, did he report
seeing any sperm whales or mermaids?
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Hell, I don't know. There's no mention in the Scriptures, so I'll have
to relay your question to Pope Peter I, The Fisherman.
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Your Holiness,
I often wondered about the XVI after your name and the Roman numerals
after the names of all the other pontiffs. Did the Vatican, by any
chance, steal the idea from the Super Bowl?
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You'll burn in Hades for that stupid question. What do you think, Rome
was built in a day?
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Holy Father,
I know there are things you can't talk about. But is pizza really the
official meal of the Catholic church?
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Only if it has extra cheese.
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BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING
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Ed Conrad isn't a bit like those sleazeball scientists working at the
Smithsonian or those other vested-interest phonies stealing their
weekly paychecks at major universities and scientific institutions
around the world.
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See, Ed is in a league by himself because he has the courage to admit
he has a petrified brain.
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Of course, it isn't inside his head -- as their's are -- but it's
pretty close.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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The human brain is just one of countless petrified fossils -- many
also human -- discovered between coal veins in NE Pennsylvania.
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It, too, was removed from deep inside the earth during anthracite
surface-mining operations in strata known as Carboniferous, a minimum
of 280 million years old.
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No wonder the atheists, evolutionists and other pseudoscientists are
shaking in their boots because they are more than well aware that coal
is eons older than the farthest date back in time that Charles Darwin
and his cohorts have dated the start of their erroneous theory of
man's evolution.
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"Good God," some of them whisper, "If this Ignorant Prick (apparently
Ed Conrad) is proven right, we'll soon be selling apples on the
corner."
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Of course, one fossil alone doesn't a theory destroy. So there must be
a lot more petrified human remains where the petrified brain came
from.
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Don't worry. There are!
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND  BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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Please excuse this rude interruption.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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Oh, you want MORE? Okay!
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
      (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chanitlly, Va. -- considered the most
prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented that
they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued by Dr. Nathan
Sherman, director of laboratories.
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MONKEY BUSINESS AT THE SMITHSONIAN
http://blog.cleveland.com/entertainment/2007/07/large_stooges.jpg
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Meanwhile, a variety of state-of-the-art testing has confirmed that Ed
Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or concretions but
fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few of them human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic microscope)
investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book, "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested one
of the discoveries and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
skull
with the eye  sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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I might add that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne, who had served
as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center for many
years,
had tested one of Ed Conrad's discoveries found between anthracite
veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger. (Or sprinkle lightly with
Viagra.)
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<   THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<               "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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   WHAT HONEST SCIENCE IS ALL ABOUT
   Research by Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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RECENT FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden
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53 University of Florida USA
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56 Carnegie Mellon University USA
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58 University of Zurich Switzerland
59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel
60 Osaka University Japan
61 McGill University Canada
62 University of Bristol UK
63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill USA
64 Uppsala University Sweden
65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA
66 University of Paris 11 France
67 University of Sheffield UK
68 University of Heidelberg Germany
69 University of Oslo Norway
70 Case Western Reserve University USA
71 Moscow State University Russia
72 University of Leiden Netherlands
73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA
74 University of Helsinki Finland
75 University of Rochester USA
76 University of Melbourne Australia
77 Tohoku University Japan
78 University of Nottingham UK
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81 King's College London UK
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87 Rice University USA
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89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan
90 University of Birmingham UK
91 University of Utah USA
92 University of Freiburg Germany
93 McMaster University Canada
94 Nagoya University Japan
95 University of Iowa USA
96 University of Strasbourg 1 France
97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France
98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA
99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA
100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy