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A security camera behind a commode in the Smithsonian's executive
men's room captures a photo of David Pilbeam of Harvard University
practicing for his breathtaking appearance later in the day outside
the National Museum of Natural History.
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Without a change of underwear or even a roll of toilet paper in case
of an emergency, Pilbeam performs his mindboggling feat that causes at
least three women to faint, a few kiddies to go into hysterics and
spectator Paul PZ Myers of the University of Minnesota to smack his
lips.
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David Pilbeam is a Professor of Human Evolution at Harvard University
and Curator of Paleoanthropology in the Peabody Museum of Archaeology
and Ethnology.
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He also is a close-minded, brainwashed evolutionist sleazeball who,
when first
informed by Ed Conrad about his mind-boggling discovery of petrified
human remains between coal veins nearly 30 years ago, wrote back
thusly:
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Dear Mr. Conrad:
    Thank you for your letter. I do not think  you have a fossil.
     I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.
    Any further correspondence would waste both our times.
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http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~advising/concentrations/pics/david_pilbeam.jpg
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Once a horse's ass, always a horse's ass.
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ED CONRAD'S PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS
HAVE EVOLUTIONISTS SCARED SHOUTLESS
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For nearly 30 years the tenured fossils of the Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment have adamantly denied that I've discovered petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs (SOME HUMAN) between coal veins.
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Physical anthropologists, paleontologists, archaeologists, geologists,
the Manchurian Candidates of talk.origins -- birds of a feather who
flock together -- have adamantly insisted they are nothing but rocks
or concretions.
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The only problem is that a wide variety of state-of-the-art testing
has been performed on the most mind-boggling specimens -- those I
insist are human --and has proven otherwise, confirming they are what
I've long insisted they are.
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You see, members of the scientific academia -- like David Pilbeam
mentioned earlier have absolutely NO DESIRE desire
to search for truth regarding man's origin and ancestry. All they've
ever wanted to do -- and have done -- is use every deceitful tactic
in the book to protect their vested intersts and vested asses, singing
Glory Hallelujah about the mythology known as evolution.
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So I think it's time that we step into the ring and conclusively
separate scientific truth from pseudoscience pablum by re-testing
the two specimens that American Medical Laboratories (AML) determined
contain dried blood.
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A re-test would reveal that the prestigious lab is absolutely correct
(and so am I), that these two specimens are neither rock nor
concretion but, in fact, fossils of men (or women) who inhabited the
earth while
coal was being formed 280 million years ago.
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See, you just don't find dried blood in a rock.
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Now then, I hereby challenge the Smithsonian and the rest of the
Pseudo-Scientific Establishment to put its "reputation" where its
mouth is and agree to have similiar testing done before the eyes
of the world, hopefully on live TV.
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(TruTV reportedly is negotiating to air the documentary.)
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IF the pseudos refuse, we'll all know they're as guilty as sin, which
is the message I've been delivering for nearly three decades.
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Undoubtedly upset about this challenge are the squirmin' vermin at the
Smithsonian,  the University of California-Berkeley, Penn State
University, the University of Pennsylvania, at the Paleontological
Research Institute, at Harvard, at Temple -- and even at McGill
and Concordia universities in Montreal (and this list could go on and
on).
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These Scoundrels of Science have long claimed that I'm a dreamer and
hallucinator, but results of a re-test will establish
conclusively that my accusations of their deceit, deception,
conspiracy and collusion have hit the bull's-eye.
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Here are the two specimens to be re-tested:
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested the top specimen and
identified it as calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off.
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The second specimen hardly needs an expert in comparative human
anatomy to tell us what it undoubtedly must be, since even a second-
grader can see the obvious similarity.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
   -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague while identifying the calvarium
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Here is a copy of AML's report following testing of the specimen which
Krogman identified as a human calvarium.
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This URL also contains written confirmation of B-O-N-E during an
examination and testing of one of my specimens by Dr, Geoffrey Bourne,
no less than a longtime director of Yerkes Regional Primate
Research Center.
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The URL reveals the results of scanning electronic microscopy (SEM)
photos of the surface features of one of the specimens found between
coal veins -- actually, an object that Krogman identified as a tibia
-- as well as a microscopic view conforming the presence of Haversian
canals, the tell-tale sign of bone.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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TEST RESULT OF GRANULES REMOVED FROM
SKULL-LIKE OBJECT EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Submitted by Physicians Clinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa. 18201
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51945059/0              Received: 04/08/2000
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75843/Chantilly                              For Null
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CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALOGRAPHY
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The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried blood. None of
the constituents normally found in urinary calculi are present.
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*** FINAL REPORT ***
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CP 978171-CS 84751
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Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories
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If the Pseudoscientific Establishment agrees to this challenge --
which, of course, it won't --It'll finally establish beyond all doubt
that man IS as old as coal, evolution is a pipe dream and the so-
called "scientists" -- the squirmin vermin -- involved in searching
for honest
answers about man's true origin and ancestry are phonier than a
counterfeit $4 bill.
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."      -- Plato
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPARTMENT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra).
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<  THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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POSITIVE RESULTS OF ADDITIONAL TESTING
 Thanks to Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad and his trusty Husky named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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  FIRST PHOTO OF THE MISSING STINK
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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