What's da matter, Jimbo, your MOP-Head can't cope with 'UFO'?
Maybe it's time you got out of the UFO business to straighten out
your BEFUDDLED, MUDDLED, FLUFF-FLAPPING head, '&' start
from scratch with...

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object (not that you can claim to be 1,
Dumbo-Bimbo-Jimbo)

UFO - Unidentified Fast Figuring Flying Object, or even

UFO - Unusually Fast Footing Flying Object, etc, etc...

Hope that Helps 'and' Good Luck!

Oh, & Stop Flapping that Duster around!  Didn't you know all
sorts of Bugs lurk in dusters? Could explain your double bout
of flu.

*Hallelujah*

*Amen*