"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message 
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:50:25 -0700, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> wrote:

"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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(This is True) 3 People Dressed In Black Knocked On The Door.
At my friends house where I sometimes upload UFO videos, etc.

Approximately...

One 35 year old male. Short black hair. 5' 8".

One 35 year old female. Short black hair dyed a burgundy tinge. 5'.

One 60 year old male, 6', with a hat similar to this...

Horry, they were Jehovah's Witnesses.  Here's what you do:
Grab a bottle of beer with you left, open the door and wave your trouser
snake at them with your right.
They'll flee in horror ... works every time.

Yeah, right.

Then the men in white coats listen to the
ranting story of a drunk beer and W�rste waving man
screaming about fake Jehovah's Witnesses
coming to invade our dimension,
one dimension of trillions!

http://www.wurstblog.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wurstitalia.jpg

Hmm ... pre-scented sausage ... what a great idea !!!